Witherspoon as a healthy scratch may have been overthinking things.

Old men yelling at those darned kids' word clouds.

Yes, I think someone who's caught four passes this year for $10 million could be accurately described as a luxury.

Happy to see the Yazz Ahmed on the list, great album, forgot that was from this year.

Did not realize Nate Chinen landed at NPR, happy for that as well.

You are in for a solid laugh when you see 'Sentimental Value.'

And the Niners' back-up QB is arguably as good as their starter, so those asterisks can't even count!

(But do enjoy sacking the heck out of a senior citizen this week, two weeks after trouncing the Vikings' intern.)

Afraid to sit down and calculate how many games your team and mine have won against back-up QBs this season.

Still waiting to hear back from Erykah Badu as to the exact time of her arrival on the day we both emerged into this plane of consciousness.

But also maybe stop before you own <font size="embarrassment">six thousand of them</font>.

Too late. Vomit Hose Man is now canon.

Serious incantation vibes here, avoid reading each line aloud.

So what I'm hearing is BE FUNNY IN ALL CAPS is that correct.