Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
I came here for the post election drama, stayed for the shitposters
Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo
Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo
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Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
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a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background
Alt: It's miles teller jacking it or something. I don't really know what the context of this gif is.
media.tenor.com
Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November
Sick New World festival but it's just bands that make music for drug commercials. Skyrizi Five is headlining.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sick New World festival but it's just bands that make music for drug commercials. Skyrizi Five is headlining.
Cool, so my engineering degree is no longer considered professional? Theology is though? Good luck getting god to stamp your fucking plans.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Cool, so my engineering degree is no longer considered professional? Theology is though? Good luck getting god to stamp your fucking plans.
I have a nice bottle of champagne ready for his funeral
“My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” he claimed.
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I have a nice bottle of champagne ready for his funeral
Oops they spelled hopes wrong
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oops they spelled hopes wrong
What the fuck is this Reddit ad?
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What the fuck is this Reddit ad?
WhAT aRe yOU DOinG StePbrO?!
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
WhAT aRe yOU DOinG StePbrO?!
Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it
Wait, is it not ok to put pedophiles in wood chippers? What else would you do with them?
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wait, is it not ok to put pedophiles in wood chippers? What else would you do with them?
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Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
Reposted by Headzo
Dem leadership,
Please run three types of ads, now until midterms:
1. Masked ICE abduction videos, “Trump’s America” (urban)
2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, “Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms” (rural)
3. Epstein with Trump pics, “Republicans Protect Pedophiles” (everywhere)
Do this, you win.
Please run three types of ads, now until midterms:
1. Masked ICE abduction videos, “Trump’s America” (urban)
2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, “Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms” (rural)
3. Epstein with Trump pics, “Republicans Protect Pedophiles” (everywhere)
Do this, you win.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dem leadership,
Please run three types of ads, now until midterms:
1. Masked ICE abduction videos, “Trump’s America” (urban)
2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, “Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms” (rural)
3. Epstein with Trump pics, “Republicans Protect Pedophiles” (everywhere)
Do this, you win.
Please run three types of ads, now until midterms:
1. Masked ICE abduction videos, “Trump’s America” (urban)
2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, “Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms” (rural)
3. Epstein with Trump pics, “Republicans Protect Pedophiles” (everywhere)
Do this, you win.
Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information
A rare weekday off of work presents me with the dilemma: be productive or be a worthless piece of shit
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
Alt: It's Larry David from curb your enthusiasm Having a tough time choosing between two things
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A rare weekday off of work presents me with the dilemma: be productive or be a worthless piece of shit
Nothing good has ever followed a little fuzzy mic being held to someone's chin
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Nothing good has ever followed a little fuzzy mic being held to someone's chin
This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads
Garmin watch tells me I had an "easy" day: oh fuck you, easy my ass
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Garmin watch tells me I had an "easy" day: oh fuck you, easy my ass
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
50 year mortgage? That's a side quest for your grandkids
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
50 year mortgage? That's a side quest for your grandkids
When Trump's heart takes a shit, I hope they all run out of the room the way RFK did
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When Trump's heart takes a shit, I hope they all run out of the room the way RFK did
Stunting on these hoes at the office by eating Viennetta for lunch
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Stunting on these hoes at the office by eating Viennetta for lunch
He cast his sandwich into the void, and the void responded "not guilty"
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He cast his sandwich into the void, and the void responded "not guilty"
Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November
a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background
Alt: It's miles teller jacking it or something. I don't really know what the context of this gif is.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November
I did it all for the diggity
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I did it all for the diggity
Hell just got a little bit worse
BREAKING: Dick Cheney dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84
Cheney redefined the office of vice president.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hell just got a little bit worse
What is weirder, the fact that the Cascade commercial director let this repair guy say "deter-gent" with a hard "G" and didn't shoot another take, or the fact that they haven't changed it 8 months later?!
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What is weirder, the fact that the Cascade commercial director let this repair guy say "deter-gent" with a hard "G" and didn't shoot another take, or the fact that they haven't changed it 8 months later?!
I went for the triple Halloween costume to cover all age groups
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I went for the triple Halloween costume to cover all age groups
Me when your URGENT email shows up after 3pm on a Friday
a young man in a striped sweater is looking over his shoulder .
Alt: It's Michael Cera from superbad getting caught looking and then pretending he wasn't looking
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me when your URGENT email shows up after 3pm on a Friday