Headlines McMuffin
@headlinesmc.bsky.social
Satire. Today’s headlines and opinion with a 1940’s tabloid look. Road to 4,063 followers. Pritzker for president? 🇺🇦
These days no question is too outrageous.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
These days no question is too outrageous.
What the hell? Call his mother to pick up her son 😒
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What the hell? Call his mother to pick up her son 😒
He’ll be back on her show soon explaining why he didn’t hit that target.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He’ll be back on her show soon explaining why he didn’t hit that target.
I think #Jaye’smorninglight has 50,000 followers and Jaye the bartender has 20,000 followers. Works for me!
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think #Jaye’smorninglight has 50,000 followers and Jaye the bartender has 20,000 followers. Works for me!
Thanks - I keep my eyes on what really matters which is trolling the Trump administration. Its all I can do - besides attending No Kings rallies.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thanks - I keep my eyes on what really matters which is trolling the Trump administration. Its all I can do - besides attending No Kings rallies.
How the hell did the cat get up there?
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
How the hell did the cat get up there?
Pup by a tail 🥳
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pup by a tail 🥳
Well said, about the fridge 🤔
I just keep posting and the followers seem to show up. I can remember when I had 14 followers, so this little “newspaper” has come a long way.
I just keep posting and the followers seem to show up. I can remember when I had 14 followers, so this little “newspaper” has come a long way.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Well said, about the fridge 🤔
I just keep posting and the followers seem to show up. I can remember when I had 14 followers, so this little “newspaper” has come a long way.
I just keep posting and the followers seem to show up. I can remember when I had 14 followers, so this little “newspaper” has come a long way.
Ok - Johnson is the fridge in Jerry’s kitchen 😂
And thanks for the kind words 😇
And thanks for the kind words 😇
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Ok - Johnson is the fridge in Jerry’s kitchen 😂
And thanks for the kind words 😇
And thanks for the kind words 😇
Sorry I couldn’t get past the fact that she has Kristi Noem hair.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sorry I couldn’t get past the fact that she has Kristi Noem hair.
Wow - she realizes she’s encouraging our enemies to do the same to our troops?
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wow - she realizes she’s encouraging our enemies to do the same to our troops?