Headlines McMuffin
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Satire. Today’s headlines and opinion with a 1940’s tabloid look. Road to 4,163 followers. Pritzker for president? 🇺🇦
A boo boo? Get real - its IV…something.
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A boo boo? Get real - its IV…something.
Maybe let’s skip the speedboat rides for the next few years.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe let’s skip the speedboat rides for the next few years.
The times being what they are, do they call Sam Wheat, Beetlejuice, or the Ghostbusters?
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The times being what they are, do they call Sam Wheat, Beetlejuice, or the Ghostbusters?
Pete, with his mind on appetizers…
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pete, with his mind on appetizers…
From “Brother can you spare a dime?” to “Brother can you spare a Prozac?”
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
From “Brother can you spare a dime?” to “Brother can you spare a Prozac?”
“I’ll see you never work again in this town as long as you live!”
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“I’ll see you never work again in this town as long as you live!”
“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.” That’s for sure…
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.” That’s for sure…
“A really big shew” its not.
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“A really big shew” its not.
“Do you believe in miracles?”
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Do you believe in miracles?”
“The Don Trump Story” - such an inspiration…and never in need of a nap!
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“The Don Trump Story” - such an inspiration…and never in need of a nap!
Sorry but we’re not welcoming anyone here, and traveling to Yourup and Aja is awesome.
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sorry but we’re not welcoming anyone here, and traveling to Yourup and Aja is awesome.
Venezuela’s not stupid…this man is about to be flooded with peace prizes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Venezuela’s not stupid…this man is about to be flooded with peace prizes.
He can’t wait for mom to pick him up from soccer practice.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He can’t wait for mom to pick him up from soccer practice.
He’s definitely in Trump’s pardon wheelhouse.
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He’s definitely in Trump’s pardon wheelhouse.
So Don Jr. will have access to your Netflix password?
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So Don Jr. will have access to your Netflix password?
Good luck getting paid…
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good luck getting paid…
A 90,000 square foot bedroom seems on brand for Trump; what’s the worry?
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A 90,000 square foot bedroom seems on brand for Trump; what’s the worry?
The problem, dear Donnie, is you.
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The problem, dear Donnie, is you.
In these Don Trump productions, the price is always right.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
In these Don Trump productions, the price is always right.
Jeffries could freestyle a speech on the House floor like he was making a sandwich. Suddenly he’s making Trump a sandwich. What happened?
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Jeffries could freestyle a speech on the House floor like he was making a sandwich. Suddenly he’s making Trump a sandwich. What happened?
Wonder what part of your body they image to determine your ancestry. And wasn’t he recently being not nice to Somalia?
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wonder what part of your body they image to determine your ancestry. And wasn’t he recently being not nice to Somalia?
The “Seinfeld presidency.” Would love to know who plays Kramer…Mike Johnson? Pete Hegseth?
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The “Seinfeld presidency.” Would love to know who plays Kramer…Mike Johnson? Pete Hegseth?
Apologies to Somalia - you have about three days of bluster coming your way before he moves on to something else.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apologies to Somalia - you have about three days of bluster coming your way before he moves on to something else.
Puzzling - We’re such a welcoming country.
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Puzzling - We’re such a welcoming country.
“Immersed in controversy” may be the understatement of the year. Just ask Kash Patel.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Immersed in controversy” may be the understatement of the year. Just ask Kash Patel.