Headlines McMuffin
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He’s definitely in Trump’s pardon wheelhouse.
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He’s definitely in Trump’s pardon wheelhouse.
So Don Jr. will have access to your Netflix password?
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So Don Jr. will have access to your Netflix password?
Good luck getting paid…
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good luck getting paid…
A 90,000 square foot bedroom seems on brand for Trump; what’s the worry?
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A 90,000 square foot bedroom seems on brand for Trump; what’s the worry?
The problem, dear Donnie, is you.
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The problem, dear Donnie, is you.
In these Don Trump productions, the price is always right.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
In these Don Trump productions, the price is always right.
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Wonder what part of your body they image to determine your ancestry. And wasn’t he recently being not nice to Somalia?
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wonder what part of your body they image to determine your ancestry. And wasn’t he recently being not nice to Somalia?
Jeffries could freestyle a speech on the House floor like he was making a sandwich. Suddenly he’s making Trump a sandwich. What happened?
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Jeffries could freestyle a speech on the House floor like he was making a sandwich. Suddenly he’s making Trump a sandwich. What happened?
Wonder what part of your body they image to determine your ancestry. And wasn’t he recently being not nice to Somalia?
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wonder what part of your body they image to determine your ancestry. And wasn’t he recently being not nice to Somalia?
The “Seinfeld presidency.” Would love to know who plays Kramer…Mike Johnson? Pete Hegseth?
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The “Seinfeld presidency.” Would love to know who plays Kramer…Mike Johnson? Pete Hegseth?
Apologies to Somalia - you have about three days of bluster coming your way before he moves on to something else.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apologies to Somalia - you have about three days of bluster coming your way before he moves on to something else.
omg 👇🏼
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
omg 👇🏼
Puzzling - We’re such a welcoming country.
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Puzzling - We’re such a welcoming country.
“Immersed in controversy” may be the understatement of the year. Just ask Kash Patel.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Immersed in controversy” may be the understatement of the year. Just ask Kash Patel.
So you’re saying Trump would look out for himself first? …Never mind…
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So you’re saying Trump would look out for himself first? …Never mind…
Funny how the White House loves the idea…
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Funny how the White House loves the idea…
“You mean that was real?” Petey is about to take one for the team.
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“You mean that was real?” Petey is about to take one for the team.
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social ftw
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social ftw
Prediction: everyone except Rudy Giuliani will receive a pardon.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Prediction: everyone except Rudy Giuliani will receive a pardon.
Don Trump, the Pardon King.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Don Trump, the Pardon King.
How do you like that - these Venezuelans take a couple of Spanish classes and suddenly they’re telling us about ourselves.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How do you like that - these Venezuelans take a couple of Spanish classes and suddenly they’re telling us about ourselves.
After he’s done pardoning drug traffickers, he might invade Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
After he’s done pardoning drug traffickers, he might invade Venezuela.
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Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
Does he not seem to feel sorry for these people that he pardons? He didn’t feel sorry for anyone he shipped off to CECOT in El Salvador, so…
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Does he not seem to feel sorry for these people that he pardons? He didn’t feel sorry for anyone he shipped off to CECOT in El Salvador, so…
You’re gonna need more than a bigger boat, Petey.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You’re gonna need more than a bigger boat, Petey.