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@hcanderson.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail
"restore your snap streak" I do not give a fuck
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"restore your snap streak" I do not give a fuck
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
That silhouette isn't Victorian it's 60's medieval revival. You're not even SEO maxing with that. What are you doing???
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That silhouette isn't Victorian it's 60's medieval revival. You're not even SEO maxing with that. What are you doing???
God gives his toughest asthma attacks to his strongest commute sprinters
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
God gives his toughest asthma attacks to his strongest commute sprinters
I'm so good at convincing beautiful women to watch movies with me
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm so good at convincing beautiful women to watch movies with me
No Google photos I don't want to "🍌remix" this photo of my dead grandfather. AI is a curse.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No Google photos I don't want to "🍌remix" this photo of my dead grandfather. AI is a curse.
"did you forget your" no Duolingo it's 6AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"did you forget your" no Duolingo it's 6AM
Posting at 11:11 in case she's an angel number girlie and has been hiding it for 4+months
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Posting at 11:11 in case she's an angel number girlie and has been hiding it for 4+months
Art is a battle against God, your body, and time
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Art is a battle against God, your body, and time
Who is this "media res" you're so into
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Who is this "media res" you're so into
Mom said it's my turn with the nihilism
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mom said it's my turn with the nihilism
What is the point of the four week trolley shut down if trolley's divert for a week + six months later
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
What is the point of the four week trolley shut down if trolley's divert for a week + six months later
Letting Depop offers expire to inflict despair on others
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Letting Depop offers expire to inflict despair on others
Laying the resealable bag of almonds sideways to simulate clawing the organ meats from a fresh kill
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Laying the resealable bag of almonds sideways to simulate clawing the organ meats from a fresh kill
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how do you take your coffee?
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
October 23, 2024 at 11:55 AM
how do you take your coffee?
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
Jan-Oct: "black. no sugar"
Oct-Dec: "look, we could all save a lot of time if the egg nog was just caffeinated"
Posting through it cause my therapist dumped me
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Posting through it cause my therapist dumped me
Pomeranians are deer that are dogs
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Pomeranians are deer that are dogs
Emily The Strange merch is suddenly very hip around these parts. Evidence merits further investigation
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Emily The Strange merch is suddenly very hip around these parts. Evidence merits further investigation
City kids will never know the joy of dragging a washing machine into the woods
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
City kids will never know the joy of dragging a washing machine into the woods
What do you people do with big furniture trash like box springs? Where I grew up we just dragged it into the woods
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What do you people do with big furniture trash like box springs? Where I grew up we just dragged it into the woods
I'm crying because I just watched my big cat get his little sister to rescue a toy from under the bathroom sink for him and for no other reason
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm crying because I just watched my big cat get his little sister to rescue a toy from under the bathroom sink for him and for no other reason
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Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
Depop algorithm trying to radicalize me into a loli aesthetic. Little do they know, I am a swamp creature
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Depop algorithm trying to radicalize me into a loli aesthetic. Little do they know, I am a swamp creature
Would you still love me if I had a prairie dress arc?
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Would you still love me if I had a prairie dress arc?
Running up credit card debt just to feel something
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Running up credit card debt just to feel something