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Argentum, Fleetmaster of the fleet of unenthusiastic handjobs
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[:•:] 21 | They/She | MINORS DNI 🔞 | Your least favorite mech repair technician | Shitposting and tactical gear sometimes | 🏳️‍⚧️
Wait is that what it is when instead of a pimple you just get a really angry bump that takes ages to go away?
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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y'all get heavy on me sometimes,
I can fuck with it !

tetratto.com/@shockcollars
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Our logi officer was hit by a SAM now everyone has to starve
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The honor's all mine, glad you found something you like
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you don't have at least one moment of "why was I even born" per shift then they take your union membership
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Rocket launcher
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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What if a silly little puppy were in a loving relationship with a natural disaster
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Seeing your work turn people into needy doll-dog-children made me a worse and more sadistic person, but that's alright. Now that you're under the boot with the rest all I have to do to remind you that it's your fault is to grind my heel down just a little harder
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM