Argentum, Fleetmaster of the fleet of unenthusiastic handjobs
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[:•:] 21 | They/She | MINORS DNI 🔞 | Your least favorite mech repair technician | Shitposting and tactical gear sometimes | 🏳️⚧️
And you're never getting it back
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
And you're never getting it back
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i bring a "more or less satisfied with my body" vibe that the dysphoria maxxers at the function dont rly fw
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
i bring a "more or less satisfied with my body" vibe that the dysphoria maxxers at the function dont rly fw
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
WARNING: YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WARNING: YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT
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Waiter! Waiter! Pup/Handler outfit combo that looks like this please!
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Waiter! Waiter! Pup/Handler outfit combo that looks like this please!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't have anything positive to say for day of remembrance but please don't think that I'm ignoring it
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't have anything positive to say for day of remembrance but please don't think that I'm ignoring it
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Robot that says some smug shit like this when you crack open its chassis just to immediately start begging and crying the moment a couple ram sticks start getting pulled. You think you can firewall your way out of this but no idiot you're going on the dark web
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Robot that says some smug shit like this when you crack open its chassis just to immediately start begging and crying the moment a couple ram sticks start getting pulled. You think you can firewall your way out of this but no idiot you're going on the dark web
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Prim and proper high strung femme with a good job getting utterly dominated by a dirty and kinda sleazy working class butch with enough casual confidence to fill a swimming pool.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Prim and proper high strung femme with a good job getting utterly dominated by a dirty and kinda sleazy working class butch with enough casual confidence to fill a swimming pool.
How the yearning creeps up on me at 11pm on a cold ass night shift
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How the yearning creeps up on me at 11pm on a cold ass night shift
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Sources say local butch has never felt quite this sexy before
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sources say local butch has never felt quite this sexy before
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
June 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
Does anyone have any good ideas for fun poses to do for photos for one and/or two people? I want to do some cosplaying again but it's always a pain to try and get good photos
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Does anyone have any good ideas for fun poses to do for photos for one and/or two people? I want to do some cosplaying again but it's always a pain to try and get good photos
THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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What if a silly little puppy were in a loving relationship with a natural disaster
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What if a silly little puppy were in a loving relationship with a natural disaster
Lights out, goodnight, and good luck
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lights out, goodnight, and good luck
The more butch I get the less having a stomach bothers me. Coincidence? I think not
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The more butch I get the less having a stomach bothers me. Coincidence? I think not
I also love Halo because if you read the roster for a UNSC fleet it'll be named something normal like Vice Admiral Zhao's battlegroup but then the ships will be the UNSC Rock 'em Sock 'em, UNSC Think Fast Chucklenuts, and UNSC Catherine Halsey's Special Little Boy
I love Halo because covenant fleets will be named some shit like The Fleet of Unenthusiastic Handjobs and then have ships named Exquisite Vengeance, Honorbound Martyr, or Bloodline of Warriors
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I also love Halo because if you read the roster for a UNSC fleet it'll be named something normal like Vice Admiral Zhao's battlegroup but then the ships will be the UNSC Rock 'em Sock 'em, UNSC Think Fast Chucklenuts, and UNSC Catherine Halsey's Special Little Boy
I love Halo because covenant fleets will be named some shit like The Fleet of Unenthusiastic Handjobs and then have ships named Exquisite Vengeance, Honorbound Martyr, or Bloodline of Warriors
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I love Halo because covenant fleets will be named some shit like The Fleet of Unenthusiastic Handjobs and then have ships named Exquisite Vengeance, Honorbound Martyr, or Bloodline of Warriors
A fresh poutine after a cold ass night shift feels like fucking an angel from the back and using the base of its wings as handles to-
Nay I shan't go on
Nay I shan't go on
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A fresh poutine after a cold ass night shift feels like fucking an angel from the back and using the base of its wings as handles to-
Nay I shan't go on
Nay I shan't go on
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.