The Happy Friar
@happyfriar.bsky.social
Father, liberal, ally, Christian who knows that there's nothing Christian about MAGA
This would be the perfect time for anyone named in the Epstein files, and they know who the hell they are, to resign, go home, stay the fuck out of public life, and cross their fingers that we're all too busy prosecuting the ones who dig in and need to be actively stopped to come for them.
February 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This would be the perfect time for anyone named in the Epstein files, and they know who the hell they are, to resign, go home, stay the fuck out of public life, and cross their fingers that we're all too busy prosecuting the ones who dig in and need to be actively stopped to come for them.
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This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
For fucks sake, THIS. We are America, we're supposed to be great, it should be HARD to not get ahead here!
youtube.com/shorts/J6FoT...
youtube.com/shorts/J6FoT...
Who Really Started War
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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February 17, 2026 at 5:39 AM
For fucks sake, THIS. We are America, we're supposed to be great, it should be HARD to not get ahead here!
youtube.com/shorts/J6FoT...
youtube.com/shorts/J6FoT...
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Cartoon by
Jeff Koterba
Jeff Koterba
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Cartoon by
Jeff Koterba
Jeff Koterba
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if they dont make money how are they paying their ceo 1 trillion dollars?
we need to stop pretending executive salaries aren't corporate profit.
we need to stop pretending executive salaries aren't corporate profit.
February 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
if they dont make money how are they paying their ceo 1 trillion dollars?
we need to stop pretending executive salaries aren't corporate profit.
we need to stop pretending executive salaries aren't corporate profit.
For anyone wondering why Captain Couchfucker hasn't invoked the 25th amendment, consider that he needs to hold off until 2027 before taking over the presidency wouldn't interfere in getting 2 terms of his own. Also, he has to wait until everyone in the Epstein files is absolutely fucked.
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
For anyone wondering why Captain Couchfucker hasn't invoked the 25th amendment, consider that he needs to hold off until 2027 before taking over the presidency wouldn't interfere in getting 2 terms of his own. Also, he has to wait until everyone in the Epstein files is absolutely fucked.
Steve Bannon is absolutely contemptible. He's either a pedophile or at LEAST involved in trafficking children to them by enabling Epstein, and he has the unmitigated gall to try to interfere with the Church!? As a Catholic I pray that he truly repents, as a pissed off American, he can go to Hell.
tRumpstein party ...
The party of the ANTI-CHRIST!!
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The party of the ANTI-CHRIST!!
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Steve Bannon courted Epstein in his efforts to ‘take down’ Pope Francis
Steve Bannon, a longtime adviser to US President Donald Trump, discussed opposition strategies with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein against Pope Francis, with Bannon saying he hoped to “take do...
www.yahoo.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Steve Bannon is absolutely contemptible. He's either a pedophile or at LEAST involved in trafficking children to them by enabling Epstein, and he has the unmitigated gall to try to interfere with the Church!? As a Catholic I pray that he truly repents, as a pissed off American, he can go to Hell.
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Jeanine Pirro has sued her hometown of Rye because she tripped and fell while walking. Rye has third-partied into the lawsuit Franzia wine, Seagram's gin, and Cutty Sark.
apnews.com/article/jean...
apnews.com/article/jean...
Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall
Jeanine Pirro has sued Rye, New York, and utility company Con Edison after she says she tripped on a roadway hazard during a walk.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Jeanine Pirro has sued her hometown of Rye because she tripped and fell while walking. Rye has third-partied into the lawsuit Franzia wine, Seagram's gin, and Cutty Sark.
apnews.com/article/jean...
apnews.com/article/jean...
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
When asked for comment, the Great Pumpkin said that he wished him well.
Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump is convicted of child molestation against 2 children
He attempted to keep one victim quiet by claiming he would receive $10 million from the Trump administration as restitution for former Jan. 6 defendants and would share the money with the victim in his will 😑🖕
He attempted to keep one victim quiet by claiming he would receive $10 million from the Trump administration as restitution for former Jan. 6 defendants and would share the money with the victim in his will 😑🖕
Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump is convicted of child molestation
Andrew Johnson tried to bribe a child victim with the promise of a Jan. 6-related payout, prosecutors say. Trump has discussed the possibility of compensating rioters, but no one has received any paym...
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
When asked for comment, the Great Pumpkin said that he wished him well.
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How the fuck is Corey Lewandowski in any position to fire a Coast Guard pilot?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
How the fuck is Corey Lewandowski in any position to fire a Coast Guard pilot?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
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Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.
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I just... Feel for that girl. After the reports of how he stinks, I hope he at least showered before pinning her down under his bronzer-soaked carcass.
Wait til Melania hears about this. Ahahahahah filthy bastard.
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I just... Feel for that girl. After the reports of how he stinks, I hope he at least showered before pinning her down under his bronzer-soaked carcass.
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Because Pam Bondi is the most corrupt and depraved Attorney General in American history, she doesn't seem to care that it's her job to bring rapists of girls and young women to justice--not be a cheerleader for the fucking Stock Market.
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Because Pam Bondi is the most corrupt and depraved Attorney General in American history, she doesn't seem to care that it's her job to bring rapists of girls and young women to justice--not be a cheerleader for the fucking Stock Market.
IDK what convinced Michael Cohen that now was a good time to go start deep throating Trump again, but let's appreciate that he decided to show his whole ass when the bottom was starting to fall out of the Epstein cover-up. Worst wishes, buddy. Don't believe when these MFers "see the light."
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
IDK what convinced Michael Cohen that now was a good time to go start deep throating Trump again, but let's appreciate that he decided to show his whole ass when the bottom was starting to fall out of the Epstein cover-up. Worst wishes, buddy. Don't believe when these MFers "see the light."
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Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
Oh my God, what a bunch of snowflakes.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Oh my God, what a bunch of snowflakes.
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Hey, Propaganda Barbie:
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Hey, Propaganda Barbie:
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
#Pray4MikeJohnson so that maybe he can have the balls to do what's right and stop protecting pedophiles from their earthly consequences for their vile, unspeakable crimes.
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
#Pray4MikeJohnson so that maybe he can have the balls to do what's right and stop protecting pedophiles from their earthly consequences for their vile, unspeakable crimes.
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