Happy Ears
@happyears.bsky.social
Semi-grumpy person, posts about software development, maybe professional wrestling.
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i want a google wrapped. i google the most absurd shit. id love to see a breakdown of it. “you are in the top 3% of people searching falling off a cruise ship at night”
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i want a google wrapped. i google the most absurd shit. id love to see a breakdown of it. “you are in the top 3% of people searching falling off a cruise ship at night”
At some point, @jamellebouie.net will realize just how morally bankrupt "the press" is, and that's why no one trusts or believes it anymore. But he's too deep in this system to see it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
At some point, @jamellebouie.net will realize just how morally bankrupt "the press" is, and that's why no one trusts or believes it anymore. But he's too deep in this system to see it.
"IF" they were tried and convicted. Look, cops can't just kick my door in and shoot me because IF I was tried and convicted of some horrific crime I'd get the death penalty, they need DUE PROCESS.
GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"IF" they were tried and convicted. Look, cops can't just kick my door in and shoot me because IF I was tried and convicted of some horrific crime I'd get the death penalty, they need DUE PROCESS.
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It is impressive that they got 6 Megaman games out on the NES, can’t really tell you how many other franchises out that many sequels during the same console generation
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It is impressive that they got 6 Megaman games out on the NES, can’t really tell you how many other franchises out that many sequels during the same console generation
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Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
My father sent an *email* to 12 or 13 people to ask about 67. I cannot decide which is more boomer, sending me an email - and CC'ing the entire family - or asking about 67.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My father sent an *email* to 12 or 13 people to ask about 67. I cannot decide which is more boomer, sending me an email - and CC'ing the entire family - or asking about 67.
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Macho Man Randy Savage, y’all.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Macho Man Randy Savage, y’all.
Kind of a light @bandcamp.com Friday for some reason?
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Kind of a light @bandcamp.com Friday for some reason?
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Installation CD/DVD for Windows 95 to Windows 11
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Installation CD/DVD for Windows 95 to Windows 11
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Cursed beverage idea: Everything Bagel Hard Seltzer.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Cursed beverage idea: Everything Bagel Hard Seltzer.
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
Got back from a little trip to Denver, finally getting to my weekly @bandcamp.com buy!
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Got back from a little trip to Denver, finally getting to my weekly @bandcamp.com buy!
Apparently none of the billionaires sending emails to Epstein could afford a keyboard with a shift key. It's blowing me away how absolutely illiterate all of these emails are. They are running business empires on these broken sentence fragments? These emails read like text messages from children.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Apparently none of the billionaires sending emails to Epstein could afford a keyboard with a shift key. It's blowing me away how absolutely illiterate all of these emails are. They are running business empires on these broken sentence fragments? These emails read like text messages from children.
For the folk of the realm, that day was the beginning of the end.
For Conan, it was Thursday.
For Conan, it was Thursday.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
This is so ludicrous, and it's even more ludicrous that supposed "investors" are so gullible that they reward this.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
Windows president says platform is "evolving into an agentic OS," gets cooked in the replies — "Straight up, nobody wants this"
Microsoft's current Windows lead Pavan Davuluri has tweeted that the future of Windows will be one that evolves into an agentic OS, but has received significant pushback online.
www.windowscentral.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is so ludicrous, and it's even more ludicrous that supposed "investors" are so gullible that they reward this.
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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Good news: more than 50% of the world’s economies have seen carbon emissions from fossil fuel power generation peaking. And with the speed of change in the electricity sector many more will join this growing list in coming years.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Good news: more than 50% of the world’s economies have seen carbon emissions from fossil fuel power generation peaking. And with the speed of change in the electricity sector many more will join this growing list in coming years.