Krystal
@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social
She/her Cis Mama living in Mi'kma'ki. Knitting, crochet, books, sailing, and data nerd stuff.
My first time seeing this cursed tree and it’s terrifying. It’s fucking snoring guys. SNORING.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My first time seeing this cursed tree and it’s terrifying. It’s fucking snoring guys. SNORING.
I meant to tell you, this winter when you are curling at the new place in Timberlea, be very careful of that exit off the 103 onto Timberlea Pkwy. The salt trucks don’t seem to get that corner as well as the rest of the exit and it’s a killer.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I meant to tell you, this winter when you are curling at the new place in Timberlea, be very careful of that exit off the 103 onto Timberlea Pkwy. The salt trucks don’t seem to get that corner as well as the rest of the exit and it’s a killer.
No, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, don't want none of your time
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, don't want none of your time
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
No, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, don't want none of your time
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, don't want none of your time
Also, I realize “Internet of Things” sounds like something from a sci-fi novel from the 60s, but it’s a very real thing.
@merriam-webster.com
@merriam-webster.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Also, I realize “Internet of Things” sounds like something from a sci-fi novel from the 60s, but it’s a very real thing.
@merriam-webster.com
@merriam-webster.com
My coworker went home to Mumbai for Diwali and sent a picture of his family all dressed up. And then I Krystal’d it. 🤦🏻♀️
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My coworker went home to Mumbai for Diwali and sent a picture of his family all dressed up. And then I Krystal’d it. 🤦🏻♀️
Short weeks can gtfo
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Short weeks can gtfo
Josef Albers, Homage to the Square: Dense-Soft, 1969.
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Josef Albers, Homage to the Square: Dense-Soft, 1969.
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
🎶Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a oper-eator 🎶
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a oper-eator 🎶
October 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
🎶Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a oper-eator 🎶
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a oper-eator 🎶
I blame NSPower for all of this spam
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I blame NSPower for all of this spam
Teen and I saw The Who last night in Toronto on their farewell tour. It was an amazing experience and I’m so glad we did this together. ❤️
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Teen and I saw The Who last night in Toronto on their farewell tour. It was an amazing experience and I’m so glad we did this together. ❤️
“Canada has always been a beacon of freedom and democracy in the world.”
-Tom Cochrane
-Tom Cochrane
September 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Canada has always been a beacon of freedom and democracy in the world.”
-Tom Cochrane
-Tom Cochrane
This is pomegranate lemonade, 5mg of creatine monohydrate, and topped with some mango bubbly.
I’m calling it Lemonade Grenade.
I’m calling it Lemonade Grenade.
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is pomegranate lemonade, 5mg of creatine monohydrate, and topped with some mango bubbly.
I’m calling it Lemonade Grenade.
I’m calling it Lemonade Grenade.
Not a bad way to wake up, HaliSky.
August 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Not a bad way to wake up, HaliSky.
Almost pooped my pants on the way to pick up my daughter.
August 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Almost pooped my pants on the way to pick up my daughter.
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
August 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
These spam texts are a rollercoaster.
July 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
These spam texts are a rollercoaster.
🎶 One, two princes kneel before you 🎶
July 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🎶 One, two princes kneel before you 🎶
Not only are my identical twin nieces visiting this week, they brought identical twin capybaras one is Mimi, one is Skittles, and I’ll be damned if I can figure out which is which. 😂
July 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not only are my identical twin nieces visiting this week, they brought identical twin capybaras one is Mimi, one is Skittles, and I’ll be damned if I can figure out which is which. 😂
Ok, @regdns.bsky.social you can be Matthew and I’ll be Christian because I’m afraid of heights.
June 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ok, @regdns.bsky.social you can be Matthew and I’ll be Christian because I’m afraid of heights.