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Krystal
@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social
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She/her Cis Mama living in Mi'kma'ki. Knitting, crochet, books, sailing, and data nerd stuff.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 40m
Twins!
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2h
Last year, the pharmacist accidentally poked herself with the needle after she withdrew it from my arm. I wonder if she stayed in the profession.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 4h
Trevor. No.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 5h
I know, I’d look GREAT with a moustache.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 6h
Short weeks can gtfo
Black and white selfie of a silver haired work from home middle aged menace wearing a tank top in October because it’s fucking 24C in my apartment and holding a pen like a moustache that says “as per my last email”.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 6h
Temperature?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 21h
I want to protect myself and others from covid and the flu.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 1d
Amazing
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 1d
Ok, we did this one year but we were going so much faster and also no one got stuck. What happened!?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 1d
Yes, that was a common thing when I was growing up. It’s like they were afraid to make an actual salad so they gave you the ingredients. 🤣
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 1d
Snark and arguments you say? That’s not really odd. 😅
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 1d
an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and talking to a man while another woman watches .
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
😘
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
Come to the potato stuffing side, Adam. You know you want to.
a bald man in a blue suit with a ring on his finger is pointing
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
💯
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
Todd needs to GTFO
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
You’re gd right.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
🤣
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
Chaos
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
a man is sitting in a chair with the words i mean come on already written above him
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
Ok, we definitely put this inside the bird but Grammie always called it dressing so idk. Might be a translation issue. 😅
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
They are not permitted in this household.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 2d
Gross
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