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HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)
@hakirsch.bsky.social
A 1981-model-year wolf who writes gay furry erotica with lots of leather, latex, BDSM, and an annoying amount of plot! Likely NSFW. 18+ only, Minors DNI.

FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hawkwolf
SF: https://hawk.sofurry.com
https://hakirsch.com
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New story upload! “Thrill of the Hunt” (m/m furry and leather, slightly dubious consent) - Andrew the horse visits a cruisy park bathroom, where he attracts the alarming attention of a prowling cougar. (Andrew is based on an OC by @/lafayel.furry.horse)

www.furaffinity.net/view/5938980...
Thrill of the Hunt (Pt 1 of Cougar vs Horse) (M/M) by hawkwolf
Andrew the horse is excited to try out his new and extremely gay leather outfit, including clip-clop hoof boots. His choice of venue: a ...
www.furaffinity.net
reddit: "omg coop pillows are THE BEST omg omg omg omg omg omg omg"

me: ok I'll look them up

THIS PILLOW COSTS A HUNDRED DOLLARS

weirdly the body pillows don't cost more

also I think I, as a side sleeper, want a maternity pillow which is like PILLOW SNAKE but probably not a fetish
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm trying to find a bed pillow that's substantial and 'smooshable'. Either pillows seem to be sort of bouncy polyfill or they're clay memory foam or they're like 'weighs fifteen pounds and bouncey latex foam chunks'.

or bird feathers I guess, I've never bought a down pillow.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Hey fuzzies don't forget to express your anal glands when bottom prepping.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
People only hate that Paul McCartney Xmas song because it’s popular to hate it, like pineapple on pizza.

Like if this was the 1950s or whatever, you’d be pissed off about Bing Crosby’s chipmunks roasting on an open fire (“The Christmas Song”)

Now the Christmas shoes is an objectively bad song.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I feel like a complete rube or something but I have a strong need to do test automation for Windows desktop applications and that basically means using a low/no-code tool like TestComplete or Ranorex. right?

It seems like this particular market area is Smol vs "omg it's a react saas web app"
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I use Windows Hello featuring Kinect™ (r)(c) to log into my work laptop and it's just like faceid on my iphone except more annoying and less reliable

especially when windows 11 just entirely fails to connect to the camera despite it working literally five minutes earlier before I went to poop
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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If you intend to keep using Windows, you can remove the "AI" garbage and telemetry with Windows 11 Debloat.

It also works on Windows 10, because Windows 10 ALSO has Copilot.
GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve you...
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve your Windows experience. Win11D...
github.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For some reason I’m imagining an ai cloud based edging machine but the ai doesn’t work so it’s really just like a whole call center sweatshop of cheap global-south people watching vital signs and hitting the “no nut” button.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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next in line ft @madasthorse.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
me: oooh I can get roasted veggies from the shawarma place instead of rice

roasted veggies: HI I'M ZUCCHINI

noooooooooooo
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t know anything about Fortnite - is the lion guy just like a random lion guy or what? Is he secretly a badass?
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Somewhat old sketch I found while looking for what I thought was a finished, colored version of it (only found a WIP of the coloring). Another view of that "Meatasaurus" guy.
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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🔴 Birthday Stream! 🔴 Oh Yeah, And I'm Back After Almost 5 Months So Be Prepared For Scuff & Stuff 🔴 !discord |

www.twitch.tv/beefsantoro
beefsantoro - Twitch
Hey there! Just a big cougar into RTS, MOBA, puzzle, RPG and city and park building games.‎ ‎ ‎
www.twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
which part of Diablo does the taco bell diablo sauce come from?

His snot or his cum?
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So cnn is partnering with some betting company that’s owned by the Russian mafia.

What’s next, CNN loot boxes?
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Criminal that I have to Work instead of harnessing the dopamine rush from my Vyvanse to write Explicit, Extremely Kinky Pornography
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Is it Holly or Mistletoe? This PSA brought to you by bears named HOLLY! 🐻🎄 #TheBearMinimum #Oldbearcomics
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Brown Dog Visits a Public Bath🐕💦
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Thinking about them ( @spikesthesinful.bsky.social )
April 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
it would be nice if windows hello camera login was not FUCKING UNRELIABLE

"couldn't turn on the camera"

why the fuck not, it worked 5 minutes ago
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM