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Feral but functional.

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This is why bourbon was invented.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They’re everywhere in Boston.

Some are nasty. Some are actually pretty chill.

I might try to steal one.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m honored that you used it in response to something I wrote.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Unless that’s your thing of course.

We don’t kink shame around here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You never know. It might be fun!
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Would that really be so bad??
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pshhh.

I could convince her.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Why?

She's never had a gutter margarita before?

Paging @notchbackfiero.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Gotta make sure you mix it with a little lemon lime Gatorade.

Really enhances the experience.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh, this is a no-brainer.

A Baja Blast margarita is one of life's true pleasures.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Shooting lasers OUT of my vagine?

Badass.

No lasers shooting IN my vagine. Or anyone's vagine for that matter.

(Unless that's your thing which in that case, carry on. I'm not one to kink shame.)
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Haha.

I mean...sort of?
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I don't disagree.

It's a watch for Grade A Dweebs.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The fact that they don't even know basic biology is more concerning to me.

The vagina is the internal organ.

Nobody should be shooting lasers in there!

The vulva? The outside bit?

Sure. Knock yourself out.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I hate that I love the fact that the crankshaft & pistons move.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This looks like it's the start of something amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Have you seen the videos of guys running full blow tank sims in their apartments?
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh, this is a solid pick.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If I won a big lottery jackpot I’d spend so much to make this happen.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fully developed multiplayer wouldn’t be bad either.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
And VR support.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh, no doubt.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s been a great watch.

I’ve had a leather strap on it before end dig the look.

I need to get a new one.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM