Bee™️
@haillemmy.bsky.social
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Ah, yes. President Nicholas “Cum Hunter” Fuentes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ah, yes. President Nicholas “Cum Hunter” Fuentes.
Not a diver but eminently cooler.
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Not a diver but eminently cooler.
“I smoke on the mic like "Smokin' Joe" Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tick-tock and keep tickin'
While I get ya flippin' off the shit I'm kickin'”
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tick-tock and keep tickin'
While I get ya flippin' off the shit I'm kickin'”
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“I smoke on the mic like "Smokin' Joe" Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tick-tock and keep tickin'
While I get ya flippin' off the shit I'm kickin'”
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tick-tock and keep tickin'
While I get ya flippin' off the shit I'm kickin'”
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We're going to need a third for this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
We're going to need a third for this.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Morality is fake.
Do what you want.
Eat ass. Wax your carrot. Flick your bean. Fuck anyone and everyone.
None of this matters.
We’re all going to die.
Do what you want.
Eat ass. Wax your carrot. Flick your bean. Fuck anyone and everyone.
None of this matters.
We’re all going to die.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Morality is fake.
Do what you want.
Eat ass. Wax your carrot. Flick your bean. Fuck anyone and everyone.
None of this matters.
We’re all going to die.
Do what you want.
Eat ass. Wax your carrot. Flick your bean. Fuck anyone and everyone.
None of this matters.
We’re all going to die.
"There are huge ups with her but very self involved and to get her to be good probably requires more firmness that I enjoy."
Ah yes, the man who resembles a microwaved plate of jizz has nuanced thoughts about women’s behavior.
No more men. They've worn out their welcome.
Fire them into the sun.
Ah yes, the man who resembles a microwaved plate of jizz has nuanced thoughts about women’s behavior.
No more men. They've worn out their welcome.
Fire them into the sun.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"There are huge ups with her but very self involved and to get her to be good probably requires more firmness that I enjoy."
Ah yes, the man who resembles a microwaved plate of jizz has nuanced thoughts about women’s behavior.
No more men. They've worn out their welcome.
Fire them into the sun.
Ah yes, the man who resembles a microwaved plate of jizz has nuanced thoughts about women’s behavior.
No more men. They've worn out their welcome.
Fire them into the sun.
Could wash it down with some of this.
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Could wash it down with some of this.
My (sorta) annual pilgrimage to see The Lawrence Arms!
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My (sorta) annual pilgrimage to see The Lawrence Arms!
I am a simple creature.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am a simple creature.
Pre-birthday libations.
Here’s to 45 trips around the sun.
Here’s to 45 trips around the sun.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pre-birthday libations.
Here’s to 45 trips around the sun.
Here’s to 45 trips around the sun.
I’m such a slut for cherry flavored things.
I hate how much I like this.
I hate how much I like this.
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m such a slut for cherry flavored things.
I hate how much I like this.
I hate how much I like this.
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“What do you mean I can’t have any bacon?”
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“What do you mean I can’t have any bacon?”
My uncle was a gangster. Not the “vaguely connected” kind.
The “actively ruining Thanksgivings with FBI surveillance vans” kind.
He also happened to be present at the first mob initiation ceremony ever caught on tape by the FBI.
Legend.
The “actively ruining Thanksgivings with FBI surveillance vans” kind.
He also happened to be present at the first mob initiation ceremony ever caught on tape by the FBI.
Legend.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My uncle was a gangster. Not the “vaguely connected” kind.
The “actively ruining Thanksgivings with FBI surveillance vans” kind.
He also happened to be present at the first mob initiation ceremony ever caught on tape by the FBI.
Legend.
The “actively ruining Thanksgivings with FBI surveillance vans” kind.
He also happened to be present at the first mob initiation ceremony ever caught on tape by the FBI.
Legend.
So long, all over, the end.
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So long, all over, the end.
It doesn’t matter where I am, I’ll find phở.
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It doesn’t matter where I am, I’ll find phở.
This counts as breakfast.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This counts as breakfast.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.