Hailey Hensley
@haileydeh.bsky.social
Professional communicator - unprofessional at nearly everything else. General confession enthusiast. Theology grad student. Episcopalian.
The only way I stopped texting and driving was to convince myself it was a sin (and now I have a pretty solid theological case for why that’s true lol).
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The only way I stopped texting and driving was to convince myself it was a sin (and now I have a pretty solid theological case for why that’s true lol).
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. Mesozoic Ruling Reptiles
2. Towards a Theology of Mercy
3. Theatre Appreciation
4. Case Studies in Public Relations (informally known as the “how not to do insider trading” class)
5. United States First Ladies
1. Mesozoic Ruling Reptiles
2. Towards a Theology of Mercy
3. Theatre Appreciation
4. Case Studies in Public Relations (informally known as the “how not to do insider trading” class)
5. United States First Ladies
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. Mesozoic Ruling Reptiles
2. Towards a Theology of Mercy
3. Theatre Appreciation
4. Case Studies in Public Relations (informally known as the “how not to do insider trading” class)
5. United States First Ladies
1. Mesozoic Ruling Reptiles
2. Towards a Theology of Mercy
3. Theatre Appreciation
4. Case Studies in Public Relations (informally known as the “how not to do insider trading” class)
5. United States First Ladies
Thanks be to God.
you were dead, and are now alive
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thanks be to God.
It’s my theological nemesis’s feast day today 😔
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It’s my theological nemesis’s feast day today 😔
Being a social media professional is so funny because at work it’s all ✨Instagram✨ and ✨LinkedIn✨ and in my real life I’m a Redditor 😭.
January 28, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Being a social media professional is so funny because at work it’s all ✨Instagram✨ and ✨LinkedIn✨ and in my real life I’m a Redditor 😭.
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The noble army of martyrs praise thee.
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The noble army of martyrs praise thee.
Being on Diocesan Council is for nosy people. It’s me. I’m nosy people.
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Being on Diocesan Council is for nosy people. It’s me. I’m nosy people.
I am both frightened and intrigued.
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I am both frightened and intrigued.
We’ve recently incorporated children into our acolyte ministry after a few years of it being exclusively adults.
Seeing the joy the child acolytes put on everyone’s face is one of my new favorite parts of crucifering. The congregation just looks so delighted with them! I love it 🥹.
Seeing the joy the child acolytes put on everyone’s face is one of my new favorite parts of crucifering. The congregation just looks so delighted with them! I love it 🥹.
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
We’ve recently incorporated children into our acolyte ministry after a few years of it being exclusively adults.
Seeing the joy the child acolytes put on everyone’s face is one of my new favorite parts of crucifering. The congregation just looks so delighted with them! I love it 🥹.
Seeing the joy the child acolytes put on everyone’s face is one of my new favorite parts of crucifering. The congregation just looks so delighted with them! I love it 🥹.
Back of my head sighted lol
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Back of my head sighted lol
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I give you a new commandment: Love one another as I have loved you.
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I give you a new commandment: Love one another as I have loved you.
Rite II Prayer of Humble Access when?
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Rite II Prayer of Humble Access when?
My latest attempts to get people to sign up to acolyte include custom-made memes. Thankfully, this one worked!
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My latest attempts to get people to sign up to acolyte include custom-made memes. Thankfully, this one worked!
Truly nothing but bangers in the Daily Office lectionary today, not too late to pray MP if you missed out.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Truly nothing but bangers in the Daily Office lectionary today, not too late to pray MP if you missed out.
All-women Lessons and Carols team :) what a blessing to be able to serve with these folks 💗
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
All-women Lessons and Carols team :) what a blessing to be able to serve with these folks 💗
Civil marriage: blessed ✅
Thank you @karanslade.bsky.social !! Glad we could be your first time performing this liturgy :)
Thank you @karanslade.bsky.social !! Glad we could be your first time performing this liturgy :)
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Civil marriage: blessed ✅
Thank you @karanslade.bsky.social !! Glad we could be your first time performing this liturgy :)
Thank you @karanslade.bsky.social !! Glad we could be your first time performing this liturgy :)
I do NOT listen to Christmas music in Advent (UNLESS) the nice ladies at my hair salon are playing it, then I do. I don’t make the rules here.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I do NOT listen to Christmas music in Advent (UNLESS) the nice ladies at my hair salon are playing it, then I do. I don’t make the rules here.
Just took these really cool photos of the night sky tonight! Phone cameras do it zero justice, but they’re pretty awesome nonetheless.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just took these really cool photos of the night sky tonight! Phone cameras do it zero justice, but they’re pretty awesome nonetheless.
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happy new liturgical year
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
happy new liturgical year
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The collect for today is lovely 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The collect for today is lovely 🙏
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We do not presume to come to this thy Table, O merciful Lord, trusting in our own righteousness, but in thy manifold and great mercies.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We do not presume to come to this thy Table, O merciful Lord, trusting in our own righteousness, but in thy manifold and great mercies.
Did not need the Vatican to clarify that one lol (I say while assuring that I do love the Blessed Mother)
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Did not need the Vatican to clarify that one lol (I say while assuring that I do love the Blessed Mother)