Colby Whittaker (Hagiologist)
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Colby Whittaker (Hagiologist)
@hagiologist.bsky.social
TTRPG Author and Contributor for the bestselling Game Master's Book series
Traps, Puzzles, Dungeons, Instant Towns and Cities, Legendary Locations and more!
www.hagiologist.com
He/Him
Pastor at "That D&D Church"
Was already not loving the overall vibe of this book and then the author described a 14 year old like this. Now I'm going to return it and go vomit 🤢
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The best #Batman stories are about Batman being an earnest and slightly inept dad and stories where Alfred has a shotgun. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My mom just invoked the ancient pact:
"Who is this guy?"
His name had just been said 😂
#tonyhawk #tinychef
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Local nerds Discord is voting on what mini campaigns we're going to run in 26. We're shifting from running an entirely new game every month to doing 3-4 months of loosely connected one shots in the same system
#ttrpg #pbta #dnd #bitd
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I was not prepared for the level of Weeb at the Domoishi in the next town over 😂
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Major over analysis but one thing I love about Beware of Chicken is the seemingly very intentional celebration of a diversity of gender performances. Characters that are very different from each other in body type and personality and talents are all lauded not just as good but attractive
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Jossum Lossum the Awesome Possum, Esq. III is in the house!

#Root #TTRPG #pbta
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't think we talk enough how much the ADHD & esp AuDHD end of the Neurospicy world sometimes feels like being three raccoons in a trenchcoat or possibly 5 possums steering a human-shaped megazord and sometimes we're just a little slow to input the complex sequence of commands for "act normal"
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is a sibling dynamic I want to play in a #TTRPG at some point lol
#dnd #pbta
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Goblin-daughter wakes up from nap and literally the first words out of her mouth are Goblin-dog's name. He just gives me an exasperated look and doesn't move 😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Had an action movie moment. Told the party I didn't need to be included in the Bless spell and walked out from hiding on my first turn and crit Sneak Attacked an eldritch monstrosity into pieces with my giant radioactive pistol 😆
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tonight's #dnd session so far in two memes
#ttrpg #spoilers
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Here's what happens if one of my PCs rolls super badly on their weekly d100 Complications check for their followers AND is already carrying a negative penalty to the roll from the previous week's complication

At -9 the construct kaiju god BBEG just shows up to destroy a town

#ttrpg #dnd #godfall
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
60% done with my current project. When I'm done it'll be the first time I've been #TTRPG writing assignment free since last November. Our house needs a new roof so if you need a writer or developer for #dnd #pbta #fitd or something stranger hit me up!
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
But Colby, why do you only write late at night?
Well I could tell you that I'm a night owl
That I get my best thinking done in the quiet of the evening
Or I could show you this picture from this afternoon
(my goblin child painted over as an actual goblin child)
#ttrpg #dnd #parenting
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Apparently the ick just beneath the surface in this speech was very much operating as intended. You can't be a beloved, wealthy celebrity upholding and benefiting from an evil world and deny all responsibility for it
#Peacemaker #PeacemakerSpoilers
October 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
All the progression, LitRPG and wuxia I've been reading is definitely affecting the scope of this divinity system. Let's see just how motivated players get to be able to go full Animal Crossing - Sims - Black and White with their own heavenly realm to shape and populate 😅
#ttrpg #dnd #godfall
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
All 5 players have found a matching time WEEKLY! for 4 hour sessions. This is unheard of
I've already written 5000 words of setting/mechanics. This campaign is going to be ready to charge out of the gate when February rolls around

#ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp
October 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
New campaign prep is in the works. Dropped the pre-movie opening scrawl campaign blurb on the players and opened up my toybox of subclasses (and the offer to build new ones). We're going full bells and whistles here. 4 players have signed on and I'm waiting to hear from invite 5

#ttrpg #dnd
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I thought this read "Autism Grooves" for a second and got way too excited
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I think it needs to be understood that a generation of Anime fans hit Adult Swim at exactly the right age that their first experience with Gundam was these 😂
September 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I know a lot of men have been complaining about romance novels getting more space recently but I have a highly specific complaint. My wife's favorite romance series got an endcap that pushed out my books at our local Target. Not the books I read, the books I wrote
Somehow this is her fault 😅
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think Japan is just not having the same kinds of conversations as everyone else. Slavery, SA, general misogyny & cultural appropriation are all apparently fair game in Anime
Like I can't believe they remade Shaman King a few years ago. I love it but it's the wildest/worst collection of stereotypes
September 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is one of my favorite absurd abilities and I want to hear from DMs every time it comes into play at their table 😂🦑🦑🦑🦑
#ttrpg #dnd
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Got some new recommendations for the folklore/religion TTRPGs list
How do folks feel about:

Beyond the Pale
Wolves of God
Fate of the Norns/Children of Eiru

Looking for high quality sources with good representation of folklore/religion from specific culture for the recc list
#ttrpg #dnd #pbta
August 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM