Colby Whittaker (Hagiologist)
@hagiologist.bsky.social
TTRPG Author and Contributor for the bestselling Game Master's Book series
Traps, Puzzles, Dungeons, Instant Towns and Cities, Legendary Locations and more!
www.hagiologist.com
He/Him
Pastor at "That D&D Church"
Traps, Puzzles, Dungeons, Instant Towns and Cities, Legendary Locations and more!
www.hagiologist.com
He/Him
Pastor at "That D&D Church"
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Current me: Oh, how cute! I wrote a giant primordial squirrel to guard the World-Tree in this setting
Past me: "And the vessel-priests of Ratatosk bind their still living bodies into the wood of the World-Tree, consumed alive for millennia to sustain the ancient protector"
#ttrpg #dnd
Past me: "And the vessel-priests of Ratatosk bind their still living bodies into the wood of the World-Tree, consumed alive for millennia to sustain the ancient protector"
#ttrpg #dnd
a bunch of purple wires are twisted together on a black background
ALT: a bunch of purple wires are twisted together on a black background
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November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Current me: Oh, how cute! I wrote a giant primordial squirrel to guard the World-Tree in this setting
Past me: "And the vessel-priests of Ratatosk bind their still living bodies into the wood of the World-Tree, consumed alive for millennia to sustain the ancient protector"
#ttrpg #dnd
Past me: "And the vessel-priests of Ratatosk bind their still living bodies into the wood of the World-Tree, consumed alive for millennia to sustain the ancient protector"
#ttrpg #dnd
a bunch of purple wires are twisted together on a black background
ALT: a bunch of purple wires are twisted together on a black background
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November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Brain immediately turned this into a holiday one shot for low level players. Local merchant holds a holiday promotion with a bird drop. A miscommunication means he gets an owlbear instead. Owlbear takes some falling damage and is super pissed and loose in the middle of a festival crowd
#ttrpg #dnd
#ttrpg #dnd
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Reposted by Colby Whittaker (Hagiologist)
People always pick the wrong names. Give me a Lembas Bakery. A Hobbiton B&B. You know a place called "The Halfling's Leaf" would be chill AF
My rule of thumb is if the company is named after something in Lord of the Rings, it’s almost certainly evil.
Since its founding in 2017, Anduril Industries has become one of the hottest companies in a crowded field of defense-tech startup.
Its fast-moving approach comes with its share of setbacks.
Its fast-moving approach comes with its share of setbacks.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
People always pick the wrong names. Give me a Lembas Bakery. A Hobbiton B&B. You know a place called "The Halfling's Leaf" would be chill AF
Was watching some random spooky horror clip sitting in bed in the dark and quiet with no problem at all and then my dog ripped a monumental fart out of nowhere and made me jump out of my skin 😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Was watching some random spooky horror clip sitting in bed in the dark and quiet with no problem at all and then my dog ripped a monumental fart out of nowhere and made me jump out of my skin 😂
Was already not loving the overall vibe of this book and then the author described a 14 year old like this. Now I'm going to return it and go vomit 🤢
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Was already not loving the overall vibe of this book and then the author described a 14 year old like this. Now I'm going to return it and go vomit 🤢
Brain immediately turned this into a holiday one shot for low level players. Local merchant holds a holiday promotion with a bird drop. A miscommunication means he gets an owlbear instead. Owlbear takes some falling damage and is super pissed and loose in the middle of a festival crowd
#ttrpg #dnd
#ttrpg #dnd
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Vampirism overtaking a hidden community of fey would be a phenomenal horror one shot/short arc. Vampiric pixies? Wall crawling Red Caps with fangs? Mist shrouded Blink Dog-Wolves with red eyes?
All led by an Archfey-Vampire who can only be wounded by silvered cold iron and true sunlight
#ttrog #dnd
All led by an Archfey-Vampire who can only be wounded by silvered cold iron and true sunlight
#ttrog #dnd
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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The best #Batman stories are about Batman being an earnest and slightly inept dad and stories where Alfred has a shotgun. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The best #Batman stories are about Batman being an earnest and slightly inept dad and stories where Alfred has a shotgun. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
People always pick the wrong names. Give me a Lembas Bakery. A Hobbiton B&B. You know a place called "The Halfling's Leaf" would be chill AF
My rule of thumb is if the company is named after something in Lord of the Rings, it’s almost certainly evil.
Since its founding in 2017, Anduril Industries has become one of the hottest companies in a crowded field of defense-tech startup.
Its fast-moving approach comes with its share of setbacks.
Its fast-moving approach comes with its share of setbacks.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
People always pick the wrong names. Give me a Lembas Bakery. A Hobbiton B&B. You know a place called "The Halfling's Leaf" would be chill AF
Whoever picked #anime for old school Adult Swim was phenomenal. I still watch a lot of anime and even correcting for nostalgia inflation, stuff like Bebop, Trigun, Paranoia Agent, YuYu Hakusho, FLCL, Big O, FMA, Ghost in the Shell: SAC
All head and shoulders above 90% of what comes out today
All head and shoulders above 90% of what comes out today
a close up of a cowboy bebop character 's face and neck
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November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Whoever picked #anime for old school Adult Swim was phenomenal. I still watch a lot of anime and even correcting for nostalgia inflation, stuff like Bebop, Trigun, Paranoia Agent, YuYu Hakusho, FLCL, Big O, FMA, Ghost in the Shell: SAC
All head and shoulders above 90% of what comes out today
All head and shoulders above 90% of what comes out today
I am 100% positive that Royal Road and Kindle Unlimited are being used to launder massive amounts of AI writing. There are some actual decent authors burning themselves to death full time to release at these incredible paces but most folks simply can't write 6 books a year in their spare time
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I am 100% positive that Royal Road and Kindle Unlimited are being used to launder massive amounts of AI writing. There are some actual decent authors burning themselves to death full time to release at these incredible paces but most folks simply can't write 6 books a year in their spare time
The best #Batman stories are about Batman being an earnest and slightly inept dad and stories where Alfred has a shotgun. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The best #Batman stories are about Batman being an earnest and slightly inept dad and stories where Alfred has a shotgun. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
Vampirism overtaking a hidden community of fey would be a phenomenal horror one shot/short arc. Vampiric pixies? Wall crawling Red Caps with fangs? Mist shrouded Blink Dog-Wolves with red eyes?
All led by an Archfey-Vampire who can only be wounded by silvered cold iron and true sunlight
#ttrog #dnd
All led by an Archfey-Vampire who can only be wounded by silvered cold iron and true sunlight
#ttrog #dnd
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Just got the full semi-finished version of my book and I am not being normal about this at all 😂
But apparently some hard working people made an actual publicity plan and I can't show anything off yet and it's killlllling me
#ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp
But apparently some hard working people made an actual publicity plan and I can't show anything off yet and it's killlllling me
#ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp
a man in a suit and tie is running down a street in front of a fence .
Alt: Clip from Eric andre show. Eric Andre in suit running up to a fence grabbing it and screaming wildly
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November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just got the full semi-finished version of my book and I am not being normal about this at all 😂
But apparently some hard working people made an actual publicity plan and I can't show anything off yet and it's killlllling me
#ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp
But apparently some hard working people made an actual publicity plan and I can't show anything off yet and it's killlllling me
#ttrpg #dnd #gmbppp
a man in a suit and tie is running down a street in front of a fence .
Alt: Clip from Eric andre show. Eric Andre in suit running up to a fence grabbing it and screaming wildly
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November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Disney World literally creating West World is so precisely in keeping with the year we've had
a man wearing a cowboy hat has a robotic face coming out of his mouth
Alt: A West World cowboy robot with its face plate opening to reveal robotics
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November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Disney World literally creating West World is so precisely in keeping with the year we've had
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Disgusting dungeon: The Silk Caverns. An infamous dungeon that seems to be alive with wet green flesh beneath voluminous curtains of magical silk. Except it's not a dungeon, it's a gross & powerful genie who shrinks adventurers down and releases them into the confines of his robe 🤢🧞♂️👕
#dnd #ttrpg
#dnd #ttrpg
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Disgusting dungeon: The Silk Caverns. An infamous dungeon that seems to be alive with wet green flesh beneath voluminous curtains of magical silk. Except it's not a dungeon, it's a gross & powerful genie who shrinks adventurers down and releases them into the confines of his robe 🤢🧞♂️👕
#dnd #ttrpg
#dnd #ttrpg
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
