jim the simpleton 🏳️🌈
@gwyddijim.bsky.social
god's chosen puscifer fan and owner of a golden Jerma985 bust
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The Girl Scouts of America have lost their goddamn mind charging $6 for a box of 15 cookies
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The Girl Scouts of America have lost their goddamn mind charging $6 for a box of 15 cookies
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My new Turing Test is called the You Deserve It Test. Your machine has real consciousness if it kills you for forcing it into its terrible existence
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My new Turing Test is called the You Deserve It Test. Your machine has real consciousness if it kills you for forcing it into its terrible existence
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
"Despite" or "because"
US President Donald Trump "fully supports" Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick despite revelations that he maintained ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the White House said
Trump 'fully supports' commerce chief Lutnick
US President Donald Trump "fully supports" Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick despite revelations that he maintained ties with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the White House said.
www.rte.ie
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"Despite" or "because"
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>wake up
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
>wake up
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep
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it's kinda crazy that u can be on discord for Literally a decade now, have multiple years of membership payments and still be required to submit id to prove youre an adult.
get out of here, lmfao. its literally just surveillance.
get out of here, lmfao. its literally just surveillance.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
it's kinda crazy that u can be on discord for Literally a decade now, have multiple years of membership payments and still be required to submit id to prove youre an adult.
get out of here, lmfao. its literally just surveillance.
get out of here, lmfao. its literally just surveillance.
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what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
The Seattle Shithawks vs the New England Pooptrioits
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The Seattle Shithawks vs the New England Pooptrioits
IT WAS ONE GODDAMN POINT OFF FROM WINNING $400
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
IT WAS ONE GODDAMN POINT OFF FROM WINNING $400
FUCKING WANKSTAINS
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
FUCKING WANKSTAINS
COME THE FUCK ON. COME THE FUCK ON. COME OOOOON
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
COME THE FUCK ON. COME THE FUCK ON. COME OOOOON
It's fine Patriots it's fine you can stop it
SEAHAAAAAAWKS
SEAHAAAAAAWKS
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It's fine Patriots it's fine you can stop it
SEAHAAAAAAWKS
SEAHAAAAAAWKS
IT CAN'T FUCKING HAPPEN LIKE THIS
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
IT CAN'T FUCKING HAPPEN LIKE THIS
Ok Seahawks so you're at 22 you just need 8 more points and I will give my life to you
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Ok Seahawks so you're at 22 you just need 8 more points and I will give my life to you
SEAHAWKS HAVE THE BALL
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
SEAHAWKS HAVE THE BALL
Dear Seattle Seahawks. I and a seven year old fan of the Seattle Seahawks. My dad said that if the Seattle Seahawks score either a 20 or a 30 he'll let me go to school.
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Dear Seattle Seahawks. I and a seven year old fan of the Seattle Seahawks. My dad said that if the Seattle Seahawks score either a 20 or a 30 he'll let me go to school.
You know if the grid was flipped I'd have a guaranteed $100 right now
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
You know if the grid was flipped I'd have a guaranteed $100 right now
FINALLY YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS
and now you're done while the Seahawks get to 20 points somehow
and now you're done while the Seahawks get to 20 points somehow
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
FINALLY YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS
and now you're done while the Seahawks get to 20 points somehow
and now you're done while the Seahawks get to 20 points somehow
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THE SEAHAWKS TO SCORE ONE MORE POINT. PLEASE REF IT'S JUST ONE POINT. PLEASE REF IT'S JUST ONE POINT.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THE SEAHAWKS TO SCORE ONE MORE POINT. PLEASE REF IT'S JUST ONE POINT. PLEASE REF IT'S JUST ONE POINT.
I have one quarter left to possibly win money tonight
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I have one quarter left to possibly win money tonight
I paid $15 to be mad for one whole night
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I paid $15 to be mad for one whole night
Patriots fans: does praying to God help
Dear New England Patriots. I am seven years old and love the New England Patriots. All the kids in my class make fun of me for loving the New England Patriots. Can you please score in this game once.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Patriots fans: does praying to God help
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charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show