foster's size can of diet coke
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
foster's size can of diet coke
they said "you can't spend $30 on a reuben!" they said "nothing they do to it could justify that cost!" but they don't see what i see. what if it is really good?
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
they said "you can't spend $30 on a reuben!" they said "nothing they do to it could justify that cost!" but they don't see what i see. what if it is really good?
saw a drunk girl pissing on 5th in park slope last night who wished me a merry christmas and then said in a bare whisper "i'm sorry." don't be sorry drunk girl, you are clearly an omen of the new year's abundance
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
saw a drunk girl pissing on 5th in park slope last night who wished me a merry christmas and then said in a bare whisper "i'm sorry." don't be sorry drunk girl, you are clearly an omen of the new year's abundance
masks required whippets party is where we are at covid-wise
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
masks required whippets party is where we are at covid-wise
lesbian bar called Romancing the Stone
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
lesbian bar called Romancing the Stone
they don't want you to watch 60 minutes. they don't want you to enjoy life.
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
they don't want you to watch 60 minutes. they don't want you to enjoy life.
how could i let my life get so mid
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
how could i let my life get so mid
live, from the patriot games!
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
live, from the patriot games!
when i began dressing differently and then, to my surprise, taking estrogen, i took a hard look at myself and thought, "it's time to own up to it, you seem pretty trans."
TRANS WOMEN OF BLUESKY:
What was your egg cracking moment?
When did you know you were trans? What made you realize?
And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
What was your egg cracking moment?
When did you know you were trans? What made you realize?
And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when i began dressing differently and then, to my surprise, taking estrogen, i took a hard look at myself and thought, "it's time to own up to it, you seem pretty trans."
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the first time you do it in the butt should be called pooping your cherry
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the first time you do it in the butt should be called pooping your cherry
from what i know about high school debate club i'm confident there should be a new club called Argument Club that is less about speaking really fast
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
from what i know about high school debate club i'm confident there should be a new club called Argument Club that is less about speaking really fast
asking my cool doctor who says im in charge of my body to get to treppanning. also double my prog
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
asking my cool doctor who says im in charge of my body to get to treppanning. also double my prog
someone i ignored on grindr just hit on me in real life. is that normal or bad
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
someone i ignored on grindr just hit on me in real life. is that normal or bad
damn i just got a new credit card and i- *suddenly speaking perfect proto-indo-european*-am hurting in my heart and growing bark upon my breast
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
damn i just got a new credit card and i- *suddenly speaking perfect proto-indo-european*-am hurting in my heart and growing bark upon my breast
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
can't wait for netflix to make a new season of sopranos that picks up right where the show left fans with that cliffhanger. prematurely cancelled no more!
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
can't wait for netflix to make a new season of sopranos that picks up right where the show left fans with that cliffhanger. prematurely cancelled no more!
if my cat had a little cat phone he could scroll on i bet he would do it just so he could be more like me
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
if my cat had a little cat phone he could scroll on i bet he would do it just so he could be more like me
got invisalign so i guess im just giving up on avoiding microplastics for awhile
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
got invisalign so i guess im just giving up on avoiding microplastics for awhile
"chiseled" Bobby Kenny rizzed by Nuzzi, who salaciously nuzzled Sanford says Cillizza; frazzled huzzy Lizza bristles, blows whistle on Nuzzi biz with pithy proviso on sleazy grizzled grizzly zaddy's glizzy's jism
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"chiseled" Bobby Kenny rizzed by Nuzzi, who salaciously nuzzled Sanford says Cillizza; frazzled huzzy Lizza bristles, blows whistle on Nuzzi biz with pithy proviso on sleazy grizzled grizzly zaddy's glizzy's jism
*inters you hugger-mugger* you're not gonna tell anyone about this are you
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*inters you hugger-mugger* you're not gonna tell anyone about this are you
the dream of the 90s is alive in Portland. the dream of the 80s is alive in Lake George, NY.
the dream of the 2000s is alive in Greensboro, NC and the dream of the 2010s is alive in Minneapolis. the current dream is always alive in NYC and reverberates out from there.
the dream of the 2000s is alive in Greensboro, NC and the dream of the 2010s is alive in Minneapolis. the current dream is always alive in NYC and reverberates out from there.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the dream of the 90s is alive in Portland. the dream of the 80s is alive in Lake George, NY.
the dream of the 2000s is alive in Greensboro, NC and the dream of the 2010s is alive in Minneapolis. the current dream is always alive in NYC and reverberates out from there.
the dream of the 2000s is alive in Greensboro, NC and the dream of the 2010s is alive in Minneapolis. the current dream is always alive in NYC and reverberates out from there.
The Annoying Woman is like a major arcana archetype to me. all my deepest character debts are to her. if she had a shrine i would yap at it
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Annoying Woman is like a major arcana archetype to me. all my deepest character debts are to her. if she had a shrine i would yap at it
photos i took of my friend sam and then ruined with the magic eraser function
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
photos i took of my friend sam and then ruined with the magic eraser function
chloé zhao is like if emerald fennell was algorithmically fed the wikipedia plot summaries of 2010s national book award for fiction winners
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
chloé zhao is like if emerald fennell was algorithmically fed the wikipedia plot summaries of 2010s national book award for fiction winners