Guiness Pig
@guinesspig.bsky.social
Comedian & writer with Long Covid
*Posts are for humor & entertainment*
I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io
Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
*Posts are for humor & entertainment*
I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io
Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
They call it that since that’s what you’ll say when you see the price
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They call it that since that’s what you’ll say when you see the price
Movie watch party today!
I’m watching ‘The Goonies’ on Netflix today at 3 pm EST.
Join me - details in linked comment!
I’m watching ‘The Goonies’ on Netflix today at 3 pm EST.
Join me - details in linked comment!
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Movie watch party today!
I’m watching ‘The Goonies’ on Netflix today at 3 pm EST.
Join me - details in linked comment!
I’m watching ‘The Goonies’ on Netflix today at 3 pm EST.
Join me - details in linked comment!
Need some laughs to get through the hoildays?
We got you!
'Holidays are Endemic: A Virtual Standup Comedy Showcase' over Zoom, December 13 6pm EST
RSVP: tinyurl.com/RSVP12dayscc
Mention ‘Holidays are Endemic Comedy Show’ in message.
More details in flyer below!
We got you!
'Holidays are Endemic: A Virtual Standup Comedy Showcase' over Zoom, December 13 6pm EST
RSVP: tinyurl.com/RSVP12dayscc
Mention ‘Holidays are Endemic Comedy Show’ in message.
More details in flyer below!
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Need some laughs to get through the hoildays?
We got you!
'Holidays are Endemic: A Virtual Standup Comedy Showcase' over Zoom, December 13 6pm EST
RSVP: tinyurl.com/RSVP12dayscc
Mention ‘Holidays are Endemic Comedy Show’ in message.
More details in flyer below!
We got you!
'Holidays are Endemic: A Virtual Standup Comedy Showcase' over Zoom, December 13 6pm EST
RSVP: tinyurl.com/RSVP12dayscc
Mention ‘Holidays are Endemic Comedy Show’ in message.
More details in flyer below!
If you don’t have plans for Thanksgiving & would like to hang with fellow CC folks over Zoom, @kalibutterfly.bsky.social & I invite you to join us for Craftsgiving. Join w/camera on or off. Free. Just a virtual space to enjoy good company with other folks living in reality.😷❤️Deets below.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you don’t have plans for Thanksgiving & would like to hang with fellow CC folks over Zoom, @kalibutterfly.bsky.social & I invite you to join us for Craftsgiving. Join w/camera on or off. Free. Just a virtual space to enjoy good company with other folks living in reality.😷❤️Deets below.
(9/9)
Note different directions for participating in this watch party vs previous watch parties. This event will take place over Zoom, with RSVP required.
Note different directions for participating in this watch party vs previous watch parties. This event will take place over Zoom, with RSVP required.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
(9/9)
Note different directions for participating in this watch party vs previous watch parties. This event will take place over Zoom, with RSVP required.
Note different directions for participating in this watch party vs previous watch parties. This event will take place over Zoom, with RSVP required.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer was a black sheep because of something on his face that stood out. So when people give you a hard time over the mask on your face, just remember that Rudolph saved Christmas and you’re a badass motherfucker too, out there saving lives and shit. 😷❤️
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer was a black sheep because of something on his face that stood out. So when people give you a hard time over the mask on your face, just remember that Rudolph saved Christmas and you’re a badass motherfucker too, out there saving lives and shit. 😷❤️
I tried to take a pic of the aurora borealis but caught a shooting star instead.
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I tried to take a pic of the aurora borealis but caught a shooting star instead.
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
Good day to find out what your fortune is!
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Good day to find out what your fortune is!
Holidays can be especially hard for Covid Conscious folks. Let's make this year different.
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holidays can be especially hard for Covid Conscious folks. Let's make this year different.
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
Elizabeth Warren’s vibe is like “call me Pocahontas again, motherfucker, I got nicknames too.”
I’m sure it was just a slip of the tongue 😂
I’m sure it was just a slip of the tongue 😂
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Elizabeth Warren’s vibe is like “call me Pocahontas again, motherfucker, I got nicknames too.”
I’m sure it was just a slip of the tongue 😂
I’m sure it was just a slip of the tongue 😂
New level of “anything but Covid” unlocked.
“So what caused the aneurysm? Was it immune debt? Vaccines? Lockdowns? Screen time? Perimenopause?”
“No, it was Kanye.”
“So what caused the aneurysm? Was it immune debt? Vaccines? Lockdowns? Screen time? Perimenopause?”
“No, it was Kanye.”
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
New level of “anything but Covid” unlocked.
“So what caused the aneurysm? Was it immune debt? Vaccines? Lockdowns? Screen time? Perimenopause?”
“No, it was Kanye.”
“So what caused the aneurysm? Was it immune debt? Vaccines? Lockdowns? Screen time? Perimenopause?”
“No, it was Kanye.”
Hey look it’s the Portland Antifa Frog making off with a billionaire’s yacht
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hey look it’s the Portland Antifa Frog making off with a billionaire’s yacht
You gonna use a potholder forever?
Stop living in fear LOL
Stop living in fear LOL
October 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You gonna use a potholder forever?
Stop living in fear LOL
Stop living in fear LOL
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Poop spray caused respiratory issues for kids in a school in S.C.
The guy who sprayed it was arrested & charged with multiple crimes.
Meanwhile you can infect kids at school with SARS2 & give them not just respiratory, but tons of other health issues, & no one gives a shit🫠
The guy who sprayed it was arrested & charged with multiple crimes.
Meanwhile you can infect kids at school with SARS2 & give them not just respiratory, but tons of other health issues, & no one gives a shit🫠
September 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Poop spray caused respiratory issues for kids in a school in S.C.
The guy who sprayed it was arrested & charged with multiple crimes.
Meanwhile you can infect kids at school with SARS2 & give them not just respiratory, but tons of other health issues, & no one gives a shit🫠
The guy who sprayed it was arrested & charged with multiple crimes.
Meanwhile you can infect kids at school with SARS2 & give them not just respiratory, but tons of other health issues, & no one gives a shit🫠
Going to turn this into a ringtone for when my MAGA family members call
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Going to turn this into a ringtone for when my MAGA family members call
"This isn't about you... this is about standing up to this corrupt system & fighting back for once!” –John, ‘Left at Wall’
Need inspiration for the battles you're fighting? Join filmmaker & comedian @ronplacone.bsky.social for a virtual watch party of his comedy movie 'Left at Wall' on 9/13!
Need inspiration for the battles you're fighting? Join filmmaker & comedian @ronplacone.bsky.social for a virtual watch party of his comedy movie 'Left at Wall' on 9/13!
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"This isn't about you... this is about standing up to this corrupt system & fighting back for once!” –John, ‘Left at Wall’
Need inspiration for the battles you're fighting? Join filmmaker & comedian @ronplacone.bsky.social for a virtual watch party of his comedy movie 'Left at Wall' on 9/13!
Need inspiration for the battles you're fighting? Join filmmaker & comedian @ronplacone.bsky.social for a virtual watch party of his comedy movie 'Left at Wall' on 9/13!