Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
#SFBX Satellite
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15 playoffs
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
#SFB11
#SFB12 playoffs
#SFB13 playoffs
#SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season)
#SFB15 playoffs
Artisanal Fig Farmer
Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist
Running backs don't have tires.
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Alex N
@guamdon.jawn.wtf
· Nov 13
A good trade doesn't have a winner and a loser, it has two winners and N-2 losers (N = number of teams in the league).
We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!
I’m not sure what this platform can do to make it more enjoyable, but I’m definitely not enjoying whatever pile-on is taking place right now in my notifications and I’m also not really sure how I could make it stop.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!
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still my greatest legacy
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
still my greatest legacy
So you mean it's like all social media?
Talk about bad faith...
Talk about bad faith...
Those are rookie numbers!
But there is some genuinely good discourse amid all the non-constructive comments
But there is some genuinely good discourse amid all the non-constructive comments
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So you mean it's like all social media?
Talk about bad faith...
Talk about bad faith...
Is AI ethical, not shitty, and environmentally neutral yet?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is AI ethical, not shitty, and environmentally neutral yet?
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Terms of service for the Torment Nexus prohibit use for “torment” or “traversing the nexus”
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Terms of service for the Torment Nexus prohibit use for “torment” or “traversing the nexus”
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba has somehow increased his yards per route run from 4.56 through 9 weeks to 4.58 through 12 weeks.
Tyreek Hill in 2023 (4.10) and A.J. Brown in 2024 (3.79) are the only 2 receivers within a yard of him at this point in the season this decade per @ftnfantasy.com.
Tyreek Hill in 2023 (4.10) and A.J. Brown in 2024 (3.79) are the only 2 receivers within a yard of him at this point in the season this decade per @ftnfantasy.com.
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba has somehow increased his yards per route run from 4.56 through 9 weeks to 4.58 through 12 weeks.
Tyreek Hill in 2023 (4.10) and A.J. Brown in 2024 (3.79) are the only 2 receivers within a yard of him at this point in the season this decade per @ftnfantasy.com.
Tyreek Hill in 2023 (4.10) and A.J. Brown in 2024 (3.79) are the only 2 receivers within a yard of him at this point in the season this decade per @ftnfantasy.com.
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NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
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if you’re not already on board with QBX strategy this may convince you
NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if you’re not already on board with QBX strategy this may convince you
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Doing a bit more digging:
Of the top 48 performers in NB10 the average deviation is 0.14 from a player’s Week 3 score to Week 12. The biggest faller was Puka who lost 1.90 (bending the curve early in the year to now just being amazing) and Drake London who gained 2.07 (Puka but opposite)
Of the top 48 performers in NB10 the average deviation is 0.14 from a player’s Week 3 score to Week 12. The biggest faller was Puka who lost 1.90 (bending the curve early in the year to now just being amazing) and Drake London who gained 2.07 (Puka but opposite)
NB10 scores become reliable way earlier than I would’ve expected
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Doing a bit more digging:
Of the top 48 performers in NB10 the average deviation is 0.14 from a player’s Week 3 score to Week 12. The biggest faller was Puka who lost 1.90 (bending the curve early in the year to now just being amazing) and Drake London who gained 2.07 (Puka but opposite)
Of the top 48 performers in NB10 the average deviation is 0.14 from a player’s Week 3 score to Week 12. The biggest faller was Puka who lost 1.90 (bending the curve early in the year to now just being amazing) and Drake London who gained 2.07 (Puka but opposite)
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*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour
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Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book "The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren", which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book "The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren", which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.
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If you pay any money to Substack, you're supporting a pro-Nazi company
if you paid ten dollars to subscribe to his substack just to read this shit you are a degenerate
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you pay any money to Substack, you're supporting a pro-Nazi company
I have peer reviewed evidence showing both the NYT and RFK are worthless and untrustworthy
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have peer reviewed evidence showing both the NYT and RFK are worthless and untrustworthy
Reminder: the alpha/beta stuff is based on bad/flawed research about wolves
god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reminder: the alpha/beta stuff is based on bad/flawed research about wolves
DUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
DUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
They made a new Ghostwriter TV show in 2019?!
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They made a new Ghostwriter TV show in 2019?!
Please, take him
Eagles News: Kevin Patullo listed among top head coach candidates
www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/164218/...
www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/164218/...
The Linc - Kevin Patullo listed among top head coach candidates
Philadelphia Eagles news and links for 11/19/25.
www.bleedinggreennation.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Please, take him
Remember Pokemon Go? (good lord, this photo is 9 years old)
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Remember Pokemon Go? (good lord, this photo is 9 years old)
This classic from 2007 never fails to make me chuckle
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This classic from 2007 never fails to make me chuckle
Dear Guillotine League platform,
@ LA isn't as helpful as @ LAC or @ LAR
@ LA isn't as helpful as @ LAC or @ LAR
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dear Guillotine League platform,
@ LA isn't as helpful as @ LAC or @ LAR
@ LA isn't as helpful as @ LAC or @ LAR