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Grumpyman
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Music, movies and FPL.

Top 10k dodger. Hit addict (in recovery).
This weekends Free Hit shootout is the ultimate form managers vs fixtures managers battle.

As a fixtures manager I’ve been getting an unholy kicking so far this season. Let’s see how this round goes…
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Today *might* be the day 🤞

Join me for my FPL GW13 Live Stream @ 6:15PM 🚨

💬 Answering your FPL questions
🗣️ Press conference reaction
🔁 Your Transfer Decisions
🪑 Benching Dilemmas
… and maybe celebrating 5,000 subscribers? 🎉

Watch here: youtube.com/live/1iOMSFm...
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My starting 11 in GW14 after my planned transfers looks absolutely MONSTROUS. Been staring at this for too long, might have to go and take a cold shower.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tonight’s City lineup has confirmed my Free Hit.

BALLS TO THE WALL
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Another mediocre FPL performance. I've had just one gameweek rank under 2 million all season.

Team looked fantastic this week and yet 3 million people, most of whom probably spend 5 minutes a week thinking about the game, managed to finish above me.

Tedious.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Powerful new tactical gambit just dropped: seizing the momentum by earning a red card so insane that your opponents are too confused and frightened to attack
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Absolutely horrible first half from United. Everton defending like lions. Can't see captain Bruno getting anything for me here. He's even come up empty on defcons.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Would you Free Hit this rabble this week?

Thiago already brought in, 1 FT left, 0.1 in the bank.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Whatever happens Monday I can at least be happy I made the right call.

I'll sleep well tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Kroupi coming off the bench for Semenyo and finishing 1 defcon short of a return.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kroupi Jr with more defcons than Senesi
a man in a suit and tie says " is it just me "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " is it just me "
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me checking my ‘team of threats’ on LiveFPL

youtube.com/shorts/Q-4t7...
ZULUS Thousands of 'em
YouTube video by ZULU
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Dear Haaland cappers.

Hope your mummies reminded you to brush your teeth this morning.

Utter, utter cowardice.
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Armband currently on Bruno. Fourth player I’ve had it on this week. Time running out…
Transfer made. Gabriel to Senesi. Team looks close to what I’d free hit to this week.

Red arrow incoming.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Bring Her Back, 2025.

FUCK
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Transfer made. Gabriel to Senesi. Team looks close to what I’d free hit to this week.

Red arrow incoming.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My own fitness wearable is throwing me shade.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Johnny Jewel live performance over movies he’s scored and ones he wished he had. Brilliant.
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This quote is enough to make me switch my captaincy from Mateta to Fernandes. Feels like an early sub to me.
🎙️ Oliver Glasner. #CPFC

Team news...

'Fortunately, Marc (Guehi) started training with us on Wednesday, so he did now three sessions. It's good. Eddie Nketiah trained the whole week, starting on Monday, so he's fine and will be in the squad.'

www.premierinjuries.com/injury-table...

(1/2)
www.premierinjuries.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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We are relieved that Nigel's case is over & feel he was lucky to not get a more severe sentence.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM