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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 24m

The owner inherited all his money from his daddy and is a strong contender for the biggest dipshit in football ownership, and it's a hell of a competitive field.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 38m

Ange sacked.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 1h

Evanilson injured. Probably a net positive for my team.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 2h

7 here

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 4h

GW8 Squad of suboptimal pricks.

Cunha out for Eze.

Like summer, GW12 wildcard feels like a long way away.

Good luck all 🍀

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 6h

Love it. Fucking madness, but I love it.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 6h

"Pronounce it Wang-Kers" 😂

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 15h

Just finished the bottle. It says Rodon. Was a cheap bottle though.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 16h

It's a good job we have this self help group or we'd be fucked.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 17h

Not enough cash, and think I'd rather keep Bruno anyway tbh

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 17h

No transfer worries for the rest of the season? Sounds ok to me.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 17h

4 Arsenal would be nice.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 17h

Cunha to Eze?
Porro to Gabriel?
Have another whisky and chill?

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 2d

I agree but I do t think he’s even going to start.

Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 3d

Rodon a great option this week!

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 3d

All these people finessing their beautiful wildcard squads or rolling transfers, and here’s me with no Arsenal defenders and having to play Cunha away at Liverpool

a woman wearing a suit and tie is making a serious face

ALT: a woman wearing a suit and tie is making a serious face

media.tenor.com

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 3d

Addicted to all those likes from bots rather than relies from real people.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 3d

RIP Drew Struzan, painter of some of the most beautiful movie posters in film history.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 4d

Not all wines get better over time, some get worse - mainly those that are designed to be very fresh and drunk young.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 4d

Depends on the mood

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 5d

I’m on the same two. If Enzo’s out I might be adding a third ‘sub-optimal’ pick in Eze.

Season is already in the toilet so I’m just going to not stress about it. If Gyok outscored Saka in a one GW it’ll feel better than a blowjob.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 5d

It’s hard to put a points value on removing complexity from the planning process, but there definitely is one.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 5d

Got rid of mine early for 12 points and that feels like a massive win tbh.

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 6d

Defcons have been adjusted

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 6d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6d

"The chancellor approved it"

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Grumpyman @grumpymandj.bsky.social · 6d

Weird that the Argentine national team would release a statement saying he’s leaving the squad because he’s been diagnosed with synovitis then if it was planned all along? I don’t know, it feels like he’s going to be out a couple of weeks to me but we should get training photos or press conf. news

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