I choked on my soda because god, the fucking accuracy.

Monsterfucking’s all well and good until you accidentally wander into the horror game.

WE ALL KNEW.

WE ALWAYS KNEW.

You know what, accurate.

This one goes out to my fellow customer-service endurers.

When the dog’s not a whippet, but you try anyway.

This shouldn’t be as much of a banger as it is.

It’s from-scratch biscuits for me, but the principle is the same.

It’s turkey day over here on #GroksBigDumbVideos thread, and this just in: I love BruceTheCow and his help in the kitchen.

Me to Stranger Things:

They have the opportunity to cast Danny Trejo and do the funniest thing ever by giving him only these lines in Act 3 to tell Zelda.

Forever and always, Michael Ansara.

All of us are Mal today.

Missing Kevin Conroy a day after the anniversary of his passing. I still think a lot about how it must have felt recording this line while he was fighting the cancer that would eventually take him. The man himself was braver than any superhero he could ever voice.

No.