GrokMeAmadeus
@grokmeamadeus.bsky.social
He/Him, bi/queer, big ol’ antifascist lefty patron of the arts. SWF account of smut writer Korg T Orc, so no one under 18. Good riddance to the bird site.
Every time I see a clip of that Fortnite event with all the IP characters together like it’s Endgame or Ready Player One, I think back to this panel from a Thor comic and wonder how it got past editorial since it’s the writer clearly implicating their own company along with every other one too.
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every time I see a clip of that Fortnite event with all the IP characters together like it’s Endgame or Ready Player One, I think back to this panel from a Thor comic and wonder how it got past editorial since it’s the writer clearly implicating their own company along with every other one too.
On my birthday, Jon?
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
On my birthday, Jon?
I choked on my soda because god, the fucking accuracy.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I choked on my soda because god, the fucking accuracy.
Monsterfucking’s all well and good until you accidentally wander into the horror game.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Monsterfucking’s all well and good until you accidentally wander into the horror game.
WE ALL KNEW.
WE ALWAYS KNEW.
WE ALWAYS KNEW.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
WE ALL KNEW.
WE ALWAYS KNEW.
WE ALWAYS KNEW.
You know what, accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You know what, accurate.
This one goes out to my fellow customer-service endurers.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This one goes out to my fellow customer-service endurers.
When the dog’s not a whippet, but you try anyway.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When the dog’s not a whippet, but you try anyway.
This shouldn’t be as much of a banger as it is.
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This shouldn’t be as much of a banger as it is.
It’s from-scratch biscuits for me, but the principle is the same.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It’s from-scratch biscuits for me, but the principle is the same.
It’s turkey day over here on #GroksBigDumbVideos thread, and this just in: I love BruceTheCow and his help in the kitchen.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s turkey day over here on #GroksBigDumbVideos thread, and this just in: I love BruceTheCow and his help in the kitchen.
It may not look pretty, but I guarantee you that you would fight your own sibling with a plank of wood for a slice of Gramma Amadeus’ from-scratch chocolate pie. Zero cool whip in this bad boy, we ain’t about that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It may not look pretty, but I guarantee you that you would fight your own sibling with a plank of wood for a slice of Gramma Amadeus’ from-scratch chocolate pie. Zero cool whip in this bad boy, we ain’t about that.
Me to Stranger Things:
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me to Stranger Things:
I can’t tell if this is serious or a shitpost, but speaking purely as a former warehouse/stock worker & line assembler of many years, if you make me take off my headphones, it better be to tell me the building’s on fucking fire, because if it’s this, I am throwing you through a closed window.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I can’t tell if this is serious or a shitpost, but speaking purely as a former warehouse/stock worker & line assembler of many years, if you make me take off my headphones, it better be to tell me the building’s on fucking fire, because if it’s this, I am throwing you through a closed window.
Against my will, someone in the group chat showed me a Jason Pargin video where he’s theorizing that the reason various products, places, and movies are less colorful is because bright colors are associated with poor people and jesus christ, he must be addicted to being wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Against my will, someone in the group chat showed me a Jason Pargin video where he’s theorizing that the reason various products, places, and movies are less colorful is because bright colors are associated with poor people and jesus christ, he must be addicted to being wrong.
They have the opportunity to cast Danny Trejo and do the funniest thing ever by giving him only these lines in Act 3 to tell Zelda.
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They have the opportunity to cast Danny Trejo and do the funniest thing ever by giving him only these lines in Act 3 to tell Zelda.
I don’t know if she has already, but I would throw a fistful of money at @gailsimone.bsky.social writing a 12 issue Jinny Hex run.
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don’t know if she has already, but I would throw a fistful of money at @gailsimone.bsky.social writing a 12 issue Jinny Hex run.
“Would Cybertronians consider sex with humans to be bestiality or something even more alien, like when male anglerfish start to fuse into their larger female mates? And would people plugging things into power sockets on Earth be like porn to them or like watching someone eat a sandwich? Also…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“Would Cybertronians consider sex with humans to be bestiality or something even more alien, like when male anglerfish start to fuse into their larger female mates? And would people plugging things into power sockets on Earth be like porn to them or like watching someone eat a sandwich? Also…”
Forever and always, Michael Ansara.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Forever and always, Michael Ansara.
All of us are Mal today.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
All of us are Mal today.
I’m pretty sure @choochoobear.bsky.social predicted these 20 years ago in his comic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m pretty sure @choochoobear.bsky.social predicted these 20 years ago in his comic.
Missing Kevin Conroy a day after the anniversary of his passing. I still think a lot about how it must have felt recording this line while he was fighting the cancer that would eventually take him. The man himself was braver than any superhero he could ever voice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Missing Kevin Conroy a day after the anniversary of his passing. I still think a lot about how it must have felt recording this line while he was fighting the cancer that would eventually take him. The man himself was braver than any superhero he could ever voice.
Books that explain the current Democrat schism:
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Books that explain the current Democrat schism: