Gretagarbeige
@gretagarbeige.bsky.social
Max | 35 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇫🇷 spoken |
Corsica -> Brittany
Fr*nch (or so they say)
Person with (bitter) taste
Could be faggier
🎭 but not the actor way
Music / Cinema / Books
(Retro)gaming
NSFWish
Free Palestine
Corsica -> Brittany
Fr*nch (or so they say)
Person with (bitter) taste
Could be faggier
🎭 but not the actor way
Music / Cinema / Books
(Retro)gaming
NSFWish
Free Palestine
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Gretagarbeige
@gretagarbeige.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Woke up early to touch grass + to smoke it but in nature
I'm better now thanks
Ready to be incredibly more stunning AND stupid like ever before
How is everybody ?
I'm better now thanks
Ready to be incredibly more stunning AND stupid like ever before
How is everybody ?
Not only he is the most handsome man on earth and he sings well, but he managed to write the ultimate gay song about our fucked up relationships
He is too underrated, but now you have subtitles to get what a good songwriter he is.
He is too underrated, but now you have subtitles to get what a good songwriter he is.
Mahmood - Nei Letti Degli Altri (Live) - ENG subtitles
YouTube video by Mahmood Translations
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Not only he is the most handsome man on earth and he sings well, but he managed to write the ultimate gay song about our fucked up relationships
He is too underrated, but now you have subtitles to get what a good songwriter he is.
He is too underrated, but now you have subtitles to get what a good songwriter he is.
This is too american for me... I was looking for french classics and right below the tag it had a quote of some american who wrote sthg like "10 ways to eat pasta" who said "The French never wrote anything good after Camus died"... 500 likes.
What's that obsession they have with him ? Why?
What's that obsession they have with him ? Why?
What do you mean the best rated book on Goodreads is... The Hunger Games...
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a fur coat and a necklace
Alt: Garbo side eyes in Camille
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 AM
This is too american for me... I was looking for french classics and right below the tag it had a quote of some american who wrote sthg like "10 ways to eat pasta" who said "The French never wrote anything good after Camus died"... 500 likes.
What's that obsession they have with him ? Why?
What's that obsession they have with him ? Why?
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January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
why aren’t these posts loading?
bluesky:
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What do you mean the best rated book on Goodreads is... The Hunger Games...
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a fur coat and a necklace
Alt: Garbo side eyes in Camille
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
What do you mean the best rated book on Goodreads is... The Hunger Games...
I'm watching a Zelda 2 (i love it) stream and I know the game is hard as fuck but after 4h of playing it you absolutely cannot get got by the bats EVERYTIME 😂
January 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I'm watching a Zelda 2 (i love it) stream and I know the game is hard as fuck but after 4h of playing it you absolutely cannot get got by the bats EVERYTIME 😂
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Disappointed by the first Pit Stop... When even Bianca can't make you funny because you fumble and never answer... I thought Plastique would at least talk about the looks but... nope. She was... there and she looked good and that's what she does best I guess.
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Disappointed by the first Pit Stop... When even Bianca can't make you funny because you fumble and never answer... I thought Plastique would at least talk about the looks but... nope. She was... there and she looked good and that's what she does best I guess.
So I jouned Letterboxd and I felt snappy today.
(Didn't know it was like a day to day diary so I mass-reviewed a bunch of movies)
You will find a few in 🧵
(Didn't know it was like a day to day diary so I mass-reviewed a bunch of movies)
You will find a few in 🧵
gretagarbeige’s profile
gretagarbeige uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 85 films watched.
boxd.it
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So I jouned Letterboxd and I felt snappy today.
(Didn't know it was like a day to day diary so I mass-reviewed a bunch of movies)
You will find a few in 🧵
(Didn't know it was like a day to day diary so I mass-reviewed a bunch of movies)
You will find a few in 🧵
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This song has my favourite lyrics :
- Hey ! Do you know how to spell PARIS ?
- Yeah, P-A-R-I-S ?
- No no, it's spelled S-H-I-T.
Bear in mind it was written by two parisians hahaha
- Hey ! Do you know how to spell PARIS ?
- Yeah, P-A-R-I-S ?
- No no, it's spelled S-H-I-T.
Bear in mind it was written by two parisians hahaha
Taxi Girl - Paris (Clip officiel)
YouTube video by 100% Chanson Française
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This song has my favourite lyrics :
- Hey ! Do you know how to spell PARIS ?
- Yeah, P-A-R-I-S ?
- No no, it's spelled S-H-I-T.
Bear in mind it was written by two parisians hahaha
- Hey ! Do you know how to spell PARIS ?
- Yeah, P-A-R-I-S ?
- No no, it's spelled S-H-I-T.
Bear in mind it was written by two parisians hahaha
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
(As if)
(As if)
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
(As if)
(As if)
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Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ was released 100 years ago today, on Dec. 30, 1925. It would go on to be one of the highest-grossing movies of the silent era
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ was released 100 years ago today, on Dec. 30, 1925. It would go on to be one of the highest-grossing movies of the silent era
Oh wow. It is full moon on mercury retrograde in fucking cancer or something ?
My grandmother used to tell me "Friends are nothing but trouble, it's better to have none" and I guess she was right 😂
Or maybe I specialise in picking shit people, both can be true
🤡
My grandmother used to tell me "Friends are nothing but trouble, it's better to have none" and I guess she was right 😂
Or maybe I specialise in picking shit people, both can be true
🤡
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh wow. It is full moon on mercury retrograde in fucking cancer or something ?
My grandmother used to tell me "Friends are nothing but trouble, it's better to have none" and I guess she was right 😂
Or maybe I specialise in picking shit people, both can be true
🤡
My grandmother used to tell me "Friends are nothing but trouble, it's better to have none" and I guess she was right 😂
Or maybe I specialise in picking shit people, both can be true
🤡
I'd like to buy a game, which one would you take ? :
- FFX remaster (played it back then, love it still)
- Live a Live (played the og version but the gameplay was confusing)
- Sea of stars (seems cool)
?
- FFX remaster (played it back then, love it still)
- Live a Live (played the og version but the gameplay was confusing)
- Sea of stars (seems cool)
?
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'd like to buy a game, which one would you take ? :
- FFX remaster (played it back then, love it still)
- Live a Live (played the og version but the gameplay was confusing)
- Sea of stars (seems cool)
?
- FFX remaster (played it back then, love it still)
- Live a Live (played the og version but the gameplay was confusing)
- Sea of stars (seems cool)
?
Nobody but her could express these words with such truth in her voice, hearing her music breaks and heals something in me every time
I mean, finishing this masterpiece with :
I don't deserve to be so lonely
I don't deserve to cry
I don't deserve to be so lonely
🥲
I mean, finishing this masterpiece with :
I don't deserve to be so lonely
I don't deserve to cry
I don't deserve to be so lonely
🥲
Sinead O'Connor - Jealous
YouTube video by Sinéad O'Connor
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nobody but her could express these words with such truth in her voice, hearing her music breaks and heals something in me every time
I mean, finishing this masterpiece with :
I don't deserve to be so lonely
I don't deserve to cry
I don't deserve to be so lonely
🥲
I mean, finishing this masterpiece with :
I don't deserve to be so lonely
I don't deserve to cry
I don't deserve to be so lonely
🥲
Greta Garbo -> Greta Garbage (what her haters called her back then) -> Greta Garbeige
I was congratulated for it by none other than miss Delta Work who (I'm very proud of this, so I'll brag) used to follow me when I was on insta and with whom I had the pleasure to talk to a few times (ilu Delta)
I was congratulated for it by none other than miss Delta Work who (I'm very proud of this, so I'll brag) used to follow me when I was on insta and with whom I had the pleasure to talk to a few times (ilu Delta)
Explain your username:
Named of the lead character in one of my childhood favourite films of the eponymous Howl’s Moving Castle, about the mysterious and charming wizard haunted by evil forces disguised as benevolent powers in high places. Also, his castle moves by the fire demon Calcifer.
Named of the lead character in one of my childhood favourite films of the eponymous Howl’s Moving Castle, about the mysterious and charming wizard haunted by evil forces disguised as benevolent powers in high places. Also, his castle moves by the fire demon Calcifer.
Explain your username:
Defn is pronounced “Devon”
It’s either Cornish or Welsh (or something else, I can’t really remember) for “Poet” and it’s my chosen name. I do like my given name though, so I only use it subtly I.e. as a username
Defn is pronounced “Devon”
It’s either Cornish or Welsh (or something else, I can’t really remember) for “Poet” and it’s my chosen name. I do like my given name though, so I only use it subtly I.e. as a username
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Greta Garbo -> Greta Garbage (what her haters called her back then) -> Greta Garbeige
I was congratulated for it by none other than miss Delta Work who (I'm very proud of this, so I'll brag) used to follow me when I was on insta and with whom I had the pleasure to talk to a few times (ilu Delta)
I was congratulated for it by none other than miss Delta Work who (I'm very proud of this, so I'll brag) used to follow me when I was on insta and with whom I had the pleasure to talk to a few times (ilu Delta)
I don't know what kind of habit I let people around me have, maybe because I was high and out of my mind for years, but I noticed recently that "friends of mine" were feeling very generous and with their insults and open disdain about me
So byeeee, I have no problem cutting people out of my life
So byeeee, I have no problem cutting people out of my life
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I don't know what kind of habit I let people around me have, maybe because I was high and out of my mind for years, but I noticed recently that "friends of mine" were feeling very generous and with their insults and open disdain about me
So byeeee, I have no problem cutting people out of my life
So byeeee, I have no problem cutting people out of my life
I think about Onika burgers all the time these days
December 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I think about Onika burgers all the time these days
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last saturday of the year 🐝 please click here ro help 🍉
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Help the Palestinian People with a Click | arab.org
Please help deliver support to Palestinian families; all you have to do is to click once a day for free, every day!
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December 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
last saturday of the year 🐝 please click here ro help 🍉
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“How will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“How will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
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last friday of 2025 🩵 please click here to help ❤️💚🖤🤍
arab.org/click-to-hel...
arab.org/click-to-hel...
Help the Palestinian People with a Click | arab.org
Please help deliver support to Palestinian families; all you have to do is to click once a day for free, every day!
arab.org
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
last friday of 2025 🩵 please click here to help ❤️💚🖤🤍
arab.org/click-to-hel...
arab.org/click-to-hel...
Friendship is not the waiting room for love
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Friendship is not the waiting room for love
I was on tiktok and saw in the stories a hot guy and I was like : who is this bearded hot guy 🫦
It was a recap and the bearded hot guy is me
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
👑❤️
It was a recap and the bearded hot guy is me
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
👑❤️
a woman is looking at herself in a mirror and smiling in a black and white photo .
Alt: Garbo as Queen Christina is looking at herself in a mirror and smiling.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I was on tiktok and saw in the stories a hot guy and I was like : who is this bearded hot guy 🫦
It was a recap and the bearded hot guy is me
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
👑❤️
It was a recap and the bearded hot guy is me
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
👑❤️