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Greg Kumparak
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techcrunch -> y combinator -> sentry -> eventually, sleep forever.
getting back online, googling how do I make meemees
October 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
people keep wanting to serious talk with me about it and it's like... but it's here tho. nothing can make it not here.
being strongly anti-ai or pro-ai is silly.
October 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
being strongly anti-ai or pro-ai is silly.
October 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sora is good because it helps me get the endless stream of dumb ideas out of my head, including:

“I understand why they cancelled ‘Regular Mario 64’”
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Living this fever dream while I can
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If nothing else sora allows me to live out my dream of being a bumbling Pokemon professor
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Uploaded a selfie to iPhone 17’s AI Playground and it immediately made me look like temu Mr Beast

returning this phone
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a downside to modern laptops getting so gd efficient is that when my office (read: garage) is cold I can't use my laptop exhaust as a little hand warmer.
February 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
constantly trying new note taking/todo apps < piece of paper < writing something on my hand
February 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the man who played the owner of Jurassic Park is David Attenborough's brother, Richard Attenborough.

how did i make it to 2025 without knowing this
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my two year old sneezed directly in my face then looked me right in the eyes and said "bless you!"

the audacity.
January 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Teaching the boy the ways of the elders
January 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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REMINDER:
January 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
why is dental insurance a separate thing

my teeth are in my body

why is this allowed
December 14, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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So much this. Bluesky loves links. As @hankgreen.bsky.social says "people click on stuff and they leave the site, they leave! and they read articles!". I love how excited we all are about the open web. Our timeline is healing. Click on the video, and enjoy it on hankschannel! youtu.be/D4ghgVq9z4M
Twitter (and Threads) Have Made a HUGE Mistake
YouTube video by hankschannel
youtu.be
November 30, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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Does this look like Wilma Flintstone to anyone else?
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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my iPhone made me a nice little video called "Over the Years" where i just get continually fatter (set to upbeat piano music)
September 2, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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i will fight ron paul
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Unsubscribing from Netflix out of spite
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 AM
The twelve dumbdumbs following me here now get all the good posts, once I hit 50 I’ll overthink it and they’ll get boring as fuck
November 16, 2024 at 6:24 AM
If you ever feel bad because your server went down just remember that even Netflix can’t keep its shit up the ONE TIME they know the entire internet will be watching
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Gonna try to not ruin this place for myself like I have others where I worried about things like “follower count” and “engaging content” and “not getting dunked on for posting garbage”
November 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Netflix telling me to get excited about this Tyson/Paul fight
November 15, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Today’s random win: after hunting for it for MONTHS, I found an original manual for one of my favorite arcade games, Warlords.

About 1000 of these games were made in 1980, so most of these manuals are longgggg gone.

Tiny ultra niche personal wins for the win!
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM