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30♂️🧙 swedish IT guy nerd person™ | i don't know what to put here | expect to see rants and maymays and reposts
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cool random fact about me: i got to meet Retsuko on her birthday 6 years ago. she was promoting season 2 of Aggretsuko!
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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This image is real btw. It looks like a photoshopped joke but it’s real.
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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lanolin
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:06 AM
the united states of diarrhea
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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oopsie too many poses to be rendered
wip gonna take a while OOF
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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...Fenneko? (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠)
#foxpopvli #art #aggretsuko #fenneko #fanart
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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twitter users be like
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Retsuko from Build-A-Bear arrived!! i missed the option to have her delivered clothed, oops

so soft and huggable :))
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Really entertaining video that makes me feel just a little bit more sane. youtu.be/Vf7sfCEQHEk
The Crazy Sh*t Americans Say In My Comment Section
YouTube video by Evan Edinger
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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*breaks down the wall of your house* hey, you. see that purple void behind me? i'm taking you there.
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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I think govts around the world should ban shorts and reels off all platforms forever
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Oh yes @googleygareth.bsky.social would end up making a real in game texture as well which is the greatest
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I don't feel bad about never watching Stranger Things anymore. Getting really invested into something only to watch it die to capitalism and greed would make me really depressed.
Its gotten so much worse though. Compare what s4 looked like to s5. Shocking stuff
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Game: Super Mario Bros. (1985, NES)
TAS Author: OnehundredthCoin
Source: tasvideos.org/6012M
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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A very Retsuko New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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your muscles have been super stiff lately. maybe you should get your ass to yoga class
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM