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Editor: You get those photos of Henry Kissinger and the Harlem Globetrotters?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Editor: You get those photos of Henry Kissinger and the Harlem Globetrotters?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
it's been over 100 years since the release of Häxan, we need to see the sequel Look Who's Häxan Too
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
it's been over 100 years since the release of Häxan, we need to see the sequel Look Who's Häxan Too
If you lock eyes with 1960s Mr Potato Head you die within 7 days
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you lock eyes with 1960s Mr Potato Head you die within 7 days
Encyclopedia Brown, visiting his family for Thanksgiving: Actually, dad, it's entirely possible Uncle Jack drank all the Miller Lite in the garage before yelling at everybody about wokeness. In fact, I can prove it.
Columbo, visiting his family for Thanksgiving: I've gotta admit I'm right there with you, my wife always turns it off but I can never tell whether motion smoothing is on, doesnt matter to me....but if thats how you feel too, why is it whenever I come visit the motion smoothing is back on again?
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Encyclopedia Brown, visiting his family for Thanksgiving: Actually, dad, it's entirely possible Uncle Jack drank all the Miller Lite in the garage before yelling at everybody about wokeness. In fact, I can prove it.
Top 5 movie genres:
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Top 5 movie genres:
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
getting temp-banned is a mark of pride. I used to post on a forum where I got temp-banned 13 times and I look back on it fondly
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
getting temp-banned is a mark of pride. I used to post on a forum where I got temp-banned 13 times and I look back on it fondly
the quoted post here is naive for the obvious reason that starting a business is hard but also people are not subscribing to currently existing and incorporated companies! If there were tons of readers begging for ways to spend money then places like 404 Media wouldn't have like 5 total employees
People keep saying this and let me tell you, as one of way too many freelancers without a steady job, it is annoying!
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the quoted post here is naive for the obvious reason that starting a business is hard but also people are not subscribing to currently existing and incorporated companies! If there were tons of readers begging for ways to spend money then places like 404 Media wouldn't have like 5 total employees
a fun thing about doing research for a history blog is stumbling on stuff like this fucking demented plan for a 4th of July Party (from "Parties for Young Americans", 1940). I apologize for posting 6 real pages from a book but try reading this and not picturing a Get Out-style descent into madness
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
a fun thing about doing research for a history blog is stumbling on stuff like this fucking demented plan for a 4th of July Party (from "Parties for Young Americans", 1940). I apologize for posting 6 real pages from a book but try reading this and not picturing a Get Out-style descent into madness
Caramelizing onions. My apartment has transformed into what I call "Onion Space"
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Caramelizing onions. My apartment has transformed into what I call "Onion Space"
Thinking about becoming a slippers guy
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Thinking about becoming a slippers guy
ICE field manual
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ICE field manual
lots of huge victories last night and I'll add another one to the pile: I've completed some massive improvements to the wikipedia page for A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990)
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
lots of huge victories last night and I'll add another one to the pile: I've completed some massive improvements to the wikipedia page for A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990)
briefly unmuting the names of a bunch of right-wing weirdos so I can see all the zohran victory meltdowns
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
briefly unmuting the names of a bunch of right-wing weirdos so I can see all the zohran victory meltdowns
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but a lot of republicans talked big about leaving if Zohran won and he actually did it
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but a lot of republicans talked big about leaving if Zohran won and he actually did it
Good thread discussing some of the wider Elvis mania of the time
Beyond the punchlines, "Elvis is alive" was a pre-internet conspiracy theorist's rabbit hole that largely synced w/race.
Oodles of white people lustily worshipped a rock-n-roll hero who ganked his sound fr lesser-known Black music icons.
Living Color said it best: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvp...
Oodles of white people lustily worshipped a rock-n-roll hero who ganked his sound fr lesser-known Black music icons.
Living Color said it best: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvp...
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good thread discussing some of the wider Elvis mania of the time
Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...
Elvis Is Alive
The Setup
“5. Elvis Is Living in My Bunker (Baghdad Enquirer)”
– From David Letterman’s “Top 10 Headlines in Today's Baghdad Newspapers,” February 1, 1991
Elvis Presley suffered a ghoulish revival ...
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November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...
First post up tomorrow! A little peek ;)
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
First post up tomorrow! A little peek ;)
I don't follow baseball but I am going to miss my timeline being active at midnight
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don't follow baseball but I am going to miss my timeline being active at midnight
I regret to announce I am starting a blog www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/welcome-to-i...
Welcome to I Might As Well Explain the Joke
I Might As Well Explain the Joke is a monthly blog where I write about popular jokes in American history, the kind that seep into the culture at large and get repeated on TV and in the funny pages and...
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October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I regret to announce I am starting a blog www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/welcome-to-i...
delighted to discuss this game. A horrifying experience, I'm glad that New England isn't real
Today on Quest Quest, the Adventure Game Podcast, @decafjedi.com and I are joined by @graysond.bsky.social to talk about PHANTASMAGORIA, the huge budget b-movie FMV game from 1995 which takes us to the incredible world of New England with blue screens! Listen wherever or here zencastr.com/z/tC2vRLC9
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
delighted to discuss this game. A horrifying experience, I'm glad that New England isn't real
zoomers will never know what it's like to deal with the gremlins that came in the night and fragmented your hard drive and gaussed your monitor
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
zoomers will never know what it's like to deal with the gremlins that came in the night and fragmented your hard drive and gaussed your monitor