Graylon
graylon.bsky.social
Graylon
@graylon.bsky.social
East Bay.
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I hope we have a female President within my lifetime.
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love watching high level limited. #MTGWorlds
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Called senators Padilla and Schiff asking for them to remove Schumer as senate minority leader.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m gonna miss Jorge Mateo a lot
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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what stage of capitalism is this
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Happen to be in Vegas this weekend. So, I got some terrible tickets to the Aces/Mercury game on Sunday. Pretty stoked.
October 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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been on tumblr fourteen years and it's still the only good website
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
can the orioles put tyler wells in the bullpen yet?
September 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cowser needs to be a long term oriole so we can get him in the booth when it’s over.
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pretty upset that Alex Jackson walked there so Mateo couldn’t get another stolen base.
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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you can’t beat watching Mateo coming around third
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jorge Mateo!
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Go Jackson
August 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They’re actually doing something good!
The Orioles and catcher Samuel Basallo are closing in on an eight-year contract extension worth $67 million with an option for 2034, per source.

Escalators based on awards and playing time at catcher max out at $88.5 million, source said
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Just end this game already.
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I do not understand why this Orioles team is allergic to the idea of having Jeremiah Jackson play any innings on the dirt. He's an infielder! Let him play there! JFC.
August 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i'm pretty sure colton cowser is/needs to be the leader of this orioles team.
August 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Also holy shit the Mariners Pride Month video is SO good
Baseball Is For Everyone: Mariners Celebrate Pride Month
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
youtu.be
June 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
@outlandishbeats.bsky.social Happy Birthday! the podcast was a big part of my high school and college time. your parodies get stuck in my head to this day.
May 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
is this splinter twin?
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM