Andy Martin
@grassapewrites.bsky.social
Archaeologist, musician, writer, outside dude. Cat dad. Needed a place to plug my creative wares that hasn’t decided to embrace bigotry for profit.
Drummer/singer of https://clamfight.bandcamp.com
Drummer/singer of https://clamfight.bandcamp.com
I think the Nuzzi scandal doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things but it does make me laugh when I picture Larry David reading these articles about his old coworker.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think the Nuzzi scandal doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things but it does make me laugh when I picture Larry David reading these articles about his old coworker.
I’ve been in editing land (with occasional short story cheats) for the length of your 600x150 but it’s really been great to read and super inspiring. Thank you!
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve been in editing land (with occasional short story cheats) for the length of your 600x150 but it’s really been great to read and super inspiring. Thank you!
Ah jeez, thanks!
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ah jeez, thanks!
Target Moms think no deeper about Fleetwood Mac than stealing Stevie’s aesthetic for photo shoots in fields with little Braxton and McKinley and their doughy husbands. They totally miss the fact that lyrically speaking Fleetwood Mac is heavier than Crowbar.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Target Moms think no deeper about Fleetwood Mac than stealing Stevie’s aesthetic for photo shoots in fields with little Braxton and McKinley and their doughy husbands. They totally miss the fact that lyrically speaking Fleetwood Mac is heavier than Crowbar.
Berserk movie. The VHS cover haunted me as a youth and when I was saw it as an adult I was not disappointed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Berserk movie. The VHS cover haunted me as a youth and when I was saw it as an adult I was not disappointed.
Same deal as listening to a classic rap record or pushing it all the way back to Gil Scott Heron…it’s almost like shit ain’t changed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Same deal as listening to a classic rap record or pushing it all the way back to Gil Scott Heron…it’s almost like shit ain’t changed.
My mom saw his Loafness in the Latin Casino (same Jersey club as in ‘the Irishman’) back in the day and always gets this far off look on her face when describing the show. My nickname became ‘Loaf Son’ for YEARS after I foolishly relayed that information to my buddies.
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My mom saw his Loafness in the Latin Casino (same Jersey club as in ‘the Irishman’) back in the day and always gets this far off look on her face when describing the show. My nickname became ‘Loaf Son’ for YEARS after I foolishly relayed that information to my buddies.
Won’t someone think about those expensive corporate leases!
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Won’t someone think about those expensive corporate leases!
Damn straight! I would not want to tangle with Roddy McDowell while he was having a nic fit after hours in the make up chair.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Damn straight! I would not want to tangle with Roddy McDowell while he was having a nic fit after hours in the make up chair.
Between the glorious bathrooms and the shockingly good 8 dollar BBQ sammich Buccees is a true friend of the touring band.
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Between the glorious bathrooms and the shockingly good 8 dollar BBQ sammich Buccees is a true friend of the touring band.
Also, Villenau is going to have plenty of ghola experience after “Dune Messiah” so maybe Bond will just have metal eyes. This tracks because like Duncan Idaho, Bond fucks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Also, Villenau is going to have plenty of ghola experience after “Dune Messiah” so maybe Bond will just have metal eyes. This tracks because like Duncan Idaho, Bond fucks.
I hope this is when we find out that Bond has been a little worm demon the whole time, like in “Jason Goes to Hell.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hope this is when we find out that Bond has been a little worm demon the whole time, like in “Jason Goes to Hell.”
Best use of this by a mile. I also wish Mamdani had hit Cuomo with this in a debate.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Best use of this by a mile. I also wish Mamdani had hit Cuomo with this in a debate.
It gets us all.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It gets us all.
Reposted by Andy Martin
“Installing a marble shitter, boy I dunno if he’s about to respect term limits!” - every failed democracy of the past century
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Installing a marble shitter, boy I dunno if he’s about to respect term limits!” - every failed democracy of the past century
College? Jesus auto correct. TAXES. America is horrible, can’t we get an edit feature on Blue Sky?
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
College? Jesus auto correct. TAXES. America is horrible, can’t we get an edit feature on Blue Sky?
My white ass called my Dad’s white ass 1980s fishing buddies Uncle. Fucking still do. The racism on display here is stunning...and all in the service of trying to keep the richest people New Yorkers from paying the tiniest bit more in college. It’s insane.
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My white ass called my Dad’s white ass 1980s fishing buddies Uncle. Fucking still do. The racism on display here is stunning...and all in the service of trying to keep the richest people New Yorkers from paying the tiniest bit more in college. It’s insane.
It’s just the shittiest, richest people in America shaking in their boots because some suggested they could pay a little more in taxes.
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s just the shittiest, richest people in America shaking in their boots because some suggested they could pay a little more in taxes.
It’s not like @lairdbarron.bsky.social is capable of putting out a bad story but that collection is start to finish bangers.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s not like @lairdbarron.bsky.social is capable of putting out a bad story but that collection is start to finish bangers.
And the NY Jets! Could those fucking bozos suck any harder?
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
And the NY Jets! Could those fucking bozos suck any harder?