Grant
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OPERATION IRON FIST
OPERATION DEEP PENETRATION
OPERATION HARD WOOD
OPERATION TONGUE PUNCH MY ANUS
Ok, that last one probably wasn’t homoerotic enough for Hegseth.
OPERATION DEEP PENETRATION
OPERATION HARD WOOD
OPERATION TONGUE PUNCH MY ANUS
Ok, that last one probably wasn’t homoerotic enough for Hegseth.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
OPERATION IRON FIST
OPERATION DEEP PENETRATION
OPERATION HARD WOOD
OPERATION TONGUE PUNCH MY ANUS
Ok, that last one probably wasn’t homoerotic enough for Hegseth.
OPERATION DEEP PENETRATION
OPERATION HARD WOOD
OPERATION TONGUE PUNCH MY ANUS
Ok, that last one probably wasn’t homoerotic enough for Hegseth.
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Sussan Ley, whose modified name happens to contain the same letter combination as Hitler’s police force, has tried to make the tenuous case that the Prime Minister wearing a Joy Division t-shirt is antisemitic.
Woman Who Changed Name To Contain ‘SS’ Mock-Rages That Albo’s T-Shirt Is Antisemitic — The Shovel
Sussan Ley, who added an extra S to her name thereby inadvertently recreating the name of one of the most feared Nazi organisations, has tried to make the tenuous case that the Prime Minister wearing ...
theshovel.com.au
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Sussan Ley, whose modified name happens to contain the same letter combination as Hitler’s police force, has tried to make the tenuous case that the Prime Minister wearing a Joy Division t-shirt is antisemitic.
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We had a bit of weather in Naarm this arvo…
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We had a bit of weather in Naarm this arvo…
Daryl Braithwaite is singing "Horses" as pre-race entertainment at the Cox Plate. Such originality.
Whoever organised this should be put in charge of arranging entertainment for the Boxing Day Test & get him to sing "Howzat!", then do Bathurst next year and get the Wiggles in to sing "Big Red Car".
Whoever organised this should be put in charge of arranging entertainment for the Boxing Day Test & get him to sing "Howzat!", then do Bathurst next year and get the Wiggles in to sing "Big Red Car".
October 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Daryl Braithwaite is singing "Horses" as pre-race entertainment at the Cox Plate. Such originality.
Whoever organised this should be put in charge of arranging entertainment for the Boxing Day Test & get him to sing "Howzat!", then do Bathurst next year and get the Wiggles in to sing "Big Red Car".
Whoever organised this should be put in charge of arranging entertainment for the Boxing Day Test & get him to sing "Howzat!", then do Bathurst next year and get the Wiggles in to sing "Big Red Car".
That time in the early 1990’s when I met Dennis Walter at Brashes Midvalley. I was walking up to the register to pay for my purchase and said to him “Get out of the way Dennis, you're blocking the counter”.
They were called RECORD STORES - and back in the day you could meet your favourite Artist and they’d sign your album or single.
PRINCE at Sam Goody - NYC in 1988
PRINCE at Sam Goody - NYC in 1988
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
That time in the early 1990’s when I met Dennis Walter at Brashes Midvalley. I was walking up to the register to pay for my purchase and said to him “Get out of the way Dennis, you're blocking the counter”.
Things that don’t belong on pizza.
Pineapple.
Chicken.
Satay Sauce.
Barbecue Sauce.
Cashews.
Nutella.
Pickled Herring.
Death Cap Mushrooms.
Pubic Hair.
Dog Poo.
This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your attention.
Pineapple.
Chicken.
Satay Sauce.
Barbecue Sauce.
Cashews.
Nutella.
Pickled Herring.
Death Cap Mushrooms.
Pubic Hair.
Dog Poo.
This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your attention.
September 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Things that don’t belong on pizza.
Pineapple.
Chicken.
Satay Sauce.
Barbecue Sauce.
Cashews.
Nutella.
Pickled Herring.
Death Cap Mushrooms.
Pubic Hair.
Dog Poo.
This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your attention.
Pineapple.
Chicken.
Satay Sauce.
Barbecue Sauce.
Cashews.
Nutella.
Pickled Herring.
Death Cap Mushrooms.
Pubic Hair.
Dog Poo.
This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your attention.
Take that bluesky moderation.
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Take that bluesky moderation.
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Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
It never ceases to amaze me the stuff you can buy nowadays. I went to the chemist yesterday to grab some deodorant but couldn’t find the aisle it was in. I asked the salesperson where the deodorant was. She said “ball or aerosol?”. I replied “nah, the normal kind for armpits”.
August 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It never ceases to amaze me the stuff you can buy nowadays. I went to the chemist yesterday to grab some deodorant but couldn’t find the aisle it was in. I asked the salesperson where the deodorant was. She said “ball or aerosol?”. I replied “nah, the normal kind for armpits”.
"Anything half-arsed will not be tolerated".
Always go full-arse.
Always go full-arse.
August 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Anything half-arsed will not be tolerated".
Always go full-arse.
Always go full-arse.
There's a James Bond movie festival on TV this week.
I'm currently watching one that is partially set in Greece.
I think it's called "For Yiros Only".
I'm currently watching one that is partially set in Greece.
I think it's called "For Yiros Only".
July 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
There's a James Bond movie festival on TV this week.
I'm currently watching one that is partially set in Greece.
I think it's called "For Yiros Only".
I'm currently watching one that is partially set in Greece.
I think it's called "For Yiros Only".
This is the greatest battle I've seen since Godzilla 🐲 vs King Kong
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
Endangered New Zealand bird caught fighting ‘at risk’ reptile in rare footage
A video shows the large flightless takahē bird in hot pursuit of the tuatara – but the tables soon turn
www.theguardian.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This is the greatest battle I've seen since Godzilla 🐲 vs King Kong
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
Excellent Morwell style V8 Commodore welcome to country outside the court last night for the Erin Patterson mushroom poisoning murder trial. Absolute top work. 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Excellent Morwell style V8 Commodore welcome to country outside the court last night for the Erin Patterson mushroom poisoning murder trial. Absolute top work. 🤣
Cancelled by Democrats? Columbus was originally cancelled by that notoriously woke organisation, the 16th century Spanish Monarchy.
We told the truth about who he is. It has nothing to do with any other Italian or person of Italian descent. He was a mass-murderer, thief, enslaver, torturer, and incompetent governor who was despised by his own men & fellow officers and died penniless after being imprisoned.
April 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Cancelled by Democrats? Columbus was originally cancelled by that notoriously woke organisation, the 16th century Spanish Monarchy.
Shower to the people!
Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’
Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’
White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’
A global trade war roller coaster was not enough to distract Donald Trump from fulfilling one of his longtime priorities Wednesday: changing the federal definition of “showerhead”, a move the White House said would “end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure”.
Trump has complained for years about inadequate water pressure in American showers, sinks and toilets, and has blamed federal water-conservation standards for the problem. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Shower to the people!
He's either been to Franco Cozzo or got Saddam Hussein's interior designer to redecorate.
The Oval Office looks so gaudy.
What is that thing on the table behind him? Yellow chairs? What did he do to the fireplace?🤢
He really believes he's a king!
What is that thing on the table behind him? Yellow chairs? What did he do to the fireplace?🤢
He really believes he's a king!
March 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
He's either been to Franco Cozzo or got Saddam Hussein's interior designer to redecorate.
Shortsighted policy by Starbucks. Where are they going to get the piss they put in their coffee now?
The end of free Starbucks bathrooms highlights a tragedy of American life, Ellen Cushing writes:
Starbucks’ Most Beloved Offering Is Disappearing
It’s the end of free bathrooms—and of a particular fantasy.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Shortsighted policy by Starbucks. Where are they going to get the piss they put in their coffee now?
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Oldest living Grand Tour winner (🏆 🇪🇸 1948 Vuelta a España) Bernardo Ruiz turns 100 years old today. He finished on podium in 🇫🇷 1952 Tour de France. Ruiz is 2nd member in GC stage win Triple Club, completing trilogy in 1955.
✍️ Rouleur's article from 2020 www.rouleur.cc/blogs/the-ro...
✍️ Rouleur's article from 2020 www.rouleur.cc/blogs/the-ro...
Bernardo Ruiz: The Vuelta's Accidental Pioneer
He escaped Franco’s purges and endured abject poverty in Spain to win a ramshackle Vuelta. 95-year-old Bernardo Ruiz is the oldest living Grand Tour winner, still singing, chain-smoking and regaling u...
www.rouleur.cc
January 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Oldest living Grand Tour winner (🏆 🇪🇸 1948 Vuelta a España) Bernardo Ruiz turns 100 years old today. He finished on podium in 🇫🇷 1952 Tour de France. Ruiz is 2nd member in GC stage win Triple Club, completing trilogy in 1955.
✍️ Rouleur's article from 2020 www.rouleur.cc/blogs/the-ro...
✍️ Rouleur's article from 2020 www.rouleur.cc/blogs/the-ro...
I felt the same way the first time I ate Sea Monkeys.
Archie comics were the greatest overseas marketing that mid food companies ever did, the first time I landed in this country I was met by someone who was like "wait its your first time what would you like your first US meal to be you got it" and I was like HOSTESS TWINKIES LFG my god what a letdown
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I felt the same way the first time I ate Sea Monkeys.
My newly sanded and polished floors. Had no idea there was proper hardwood under the shitty old lino and carpet.
December 2, 2024 at 1:00 PM
My newly sanded and polished floors. Had no idea there was proper hardwood under the shitty old lino and carpet.
After being in this house for 10 years I finally decided to start painting my hallway. It was a horrible pink colour. Walking down the hall felt like exiting a birth canal.
November 24, 2024 at 7:32 AM
After being in this house for 10 years I finally decided to start painting my hallway. It was a horrible pink colour. Walking down the hall felt like exiting a birth canal.