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Grandphunktopus
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Grandphunktopus @grandphunktopus.bsky.social · Jan 25
I said something earlier that was both a spoonerism and a Freudian slip. I meant to say "popcorn" ended up saying "cop porn". Now I'm in the mood for some cop porn because fuck the police
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
2 lines curling into a swirl and several lines lining the outer side of the curve, in pairs, then thicker individual lines. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture of the cardboard has created a serration in the curved lines.
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
Lines following a curve with a small hooked curl on one end, many thick and thin lines, the thin lines are very undulating and very broken, appearing more as dots and dashes. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard and the texture has caused serration on the edges of the thickest lines.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A squiggly line that loops and points downwards, 4 straight lines cross over it, and there are clusters of small straight lines near the end of the downwards line, the end flicking over into a loop and sharp turn line. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture causing serration along the bottom edge of the 4 crossing straight lines.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
2 arcs nestled in each other forming semi-circles orientated vertically, and one curve along the bottom in half a curve. The inner arc has a small wiggle on the end. The arc lines are very thick, and very thin straight lines radiate off the top right of the second arc. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture causing serration along the top most and bottom most lines.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A very bold 'Z' shape, starting in thick straight lines, ending thinner and curlier. This shape is flanked on one side by broken squiggles and straight lines running perpendicular. There is a smaller shape bottom right a thick line tapering in at each end in a curve. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard and you can see the texture in stripes along the marker lines, also causing slight serration along the edges of marker strokes.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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mrhallenbeck.bsky.social
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS

I beg you to stop and listen right now

it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
One of my personal favourites
A screenshot from Dragon Age: Origins. There is an NPC in full plate armour with text above his head that reads *Why do they call it a brothel? There's no broth. Or is there?".
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social
[Explaining a chippie to an American] imagine a burger joint where there’s substantially fewer burgers than french fries, which also aren’t french fries
cinemashoebox.bsky.social Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 1d
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
Can’t breathe
The IRA's threat to kill Margaret Thatcher has somehow ended up on Facebook as an inspirational quote Photo of Thatcher We only need to be lucky once. You need to be lucky every time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
gnarski @lilgnar It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy" 8:55 PM Jun 10, 2024
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
A messy collection of squiggly lines, thick and thin, and varying inbetween the two, none of the lines touch. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture causing some pockets of white where the marker has not been pressed hard enough to drawn in the deeper parts of the textured surface.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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milph.mom
He’s not using prerendered greenscreen for every background, and we’re on a repeated college campus for 70% of the shots again, we’re so back.
vf5ss.bsky.social VF5SS @vf5ss.bsky.social · 4d
Neil is so Breen.

I mean back.

youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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mancinisscarf.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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lucavi.bsky.social
it's friday
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
Discogs entry for King crimson album itcotck but with RFKs face
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
I sometimes consider replaying X-2, then I remember about all the stuff with Brother wanting to fuck Yuna, his cousin, and reconsider playing it
ryroo.bsky.social Vince Guarooldi Trio 🔜 ANE26 @ryroo.bsky.social · 5d
X-2 not even hitting 50% for female is deeply funny
rebeccamwrites.bsky.social Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writer & Narrative Designer @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 5d
The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
go to silent hill, get a cool arm

(*results may vary)
Doodle of James from Silent Hill 2 and Hinako from Silent Hill f high fiving with their cool arms (Hinako has a wolf arm, James has a poop arm)
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
3 thick curved lines, one has a very curled spiral on the end, there are thinner lines between and around them, some very short, and one is a zig-zag. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard the texture causing some bristle looking brush strokes in the marker.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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manifestephanie.bsky.social
KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
Isometric fanart of multiple Majima Everywhere encounters from Yakuza Kiwami. Majima runs into Kiryu in different parts of a Kamurocho street corner in various disguises or hiding spots. Goromi, Hannya-Man, and 24-Hour Cinderella are among Majima's disguises.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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annlynzee.bsky.social
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
grandphunktopus.bsky.social
For our first anniversary my spouse ordered this beautiful hand made mug of our dear, departed cat Nüdl. Thank you so much @kness.bsky.social for your hard work and such a wonderful job ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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patternsofthemind.bsky.social
Lines forming a curved shape, with several short lines between them including some squiggly lines. 3 small lines are outside the curve. This piece is drawn on corrugated cardboard, texture causing serrated edges on the thickest lines.
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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tommysalami420.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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scottpb.bsky.social
too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM