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@gothjaneausten.bsky.social
punk's not dead it's planting native wildflowers
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good a time as any to let folks know that if you, a stranger with no followers in common with me, follow me, and your vibes aren't immaculate, i will block you
bitches are discovering that wearing a big black triangle shawl with dark red & blue woven through it's a great way to dress as a girl who is a fucking freak AND it's great at camouflaging if you're girl-shaped too, like do i have tits & an ass under here? no one will ever know due to the swathe!
coming to the interesting conclusion that maybe i don't mind dressing like a girl if the girl in question is a fucking freak which helps explain why i didn't feel bad dressing like a girl in my early twenties
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
bitches are discovering that wearing a big black triangle shawl with dark red & blue woven through it's a great way to dress as a girl who is a fucking freak AND it's great at camouflaging if you're girl-shaped too, like do i have tits & an ass under here? no one will ever know due to the swathe!
i purchased a little-women style shawl at the thrift store after much searching and it is a Very Good Garment
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i purchased a little-women style shawl at the thrift store after much searching and it is a Very Good Garment
i tried to be nice to my kids and all i got was this FUCKING messy kitchen
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
i tried to be nice to my kids and all i got was this FUCKING messy kitchen
in these trying times never forget it is still legal to braise dinner and share it with your friends and neighbours
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
in these trying times never forget it is still legal to braise dinner and share it with your friends and neighbours
the weird thing about approaching 40 isn't that 40 is old it's that i definitely don't have 4 decades worth of memories, i am pretty sure i have the same amount of memories i did when i was 20 and that's about 5 years worth really
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
the weird thing about approaching 40 isn't that 40 is old it's that i definitely don't have 4 decades worth of memories, i am pretty sure i have the same amount of memories i did when i was 20 and that's about 5 years worth really
i'm having a lot of emotions this week and my kid just told me they'd all go away and i could "stay home and cry and listen to the national really loud" and i think i feel worse now
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
i'm having a lot of emotions this week and my kid just told me they'd all go away and i could "stay home and cry and listen to the national really loud" and i think i feel worse now
practically what this means is, i am losing my absolute shit at baths' the sound of a blooming flower again
getting extra-gay because i'm ovulating like oh my godddd i'm a man who likes men
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
practically what this means is, i am losing my absolute shit at baths' the sound of a blooming flower again
getting extra-gay because i'm ovulating like oh my godddd i'm a man who likes men
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
getting extra-gay because i'm ovulating like oh my godddd i'm a man who likes men
changed heart muppets scrooge fit (head to toe black, bright red scarf)
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
changed heart muppets scrooge fit (head to toe black, bright red scarf)
good news! it took me an hour or so of falling over but after 15 years of not doing it i do still remember how to snowboard 😅
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
good news! it took me an hour or so of falling over but after 15 years of not doing it i do still remember how to snowboard 😅
anglo-saxon etymologies, coming up with elaborate systems for doing the housework (they all work but then i want a new one), food forest gardening, wintermaxxing (knitted cardinal-red hood, long walks in the snow, embracing the januariness of january, etc)
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
anglo-saxon etymologies, coming up with elaborate systems for doing the housework (they all work but then i want a new one), food forest gardening, wintermaxxing (knitted cardinal-red hood, long walks in the snow, embracing the januariness of january, etc)
over christmas break me and my kids decided to turn chores into an rpg
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
over christmas break me and my kids decided to turn chores into an rpg
coming to the interesting conclusion that maybe i don't mind dressing like a girl if the girl in question is a fucking freak which helps explain why i didn't feel bad dressing like a girl in my early twenties
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
coming to the interesting conclusion that maybe i don't mind dressing like a girl if the girl in question is a fucking freak which helps explain why i didn't feel bad dressing like a girl in my early twenties
wild how much hotter you look at the end of a 45-min weightlifting session than you did at the start
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
wild how much hotter you look at the end of a 45-min weightlifting session than you did at the start
research required on "how to spend time outside in january and not come in and spend the next two hours chilled" idk i might have circulation issues or smthg??
my new years resolutions are to spend 30 or more minutes outside 5 days/week and to ruthlessly purge my email of any reason to receive emails
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
research required on "how to spend time outside in january and not come in and spend the next two hours chilled" idk i might have circulation issues or smthg??
14yo: i don’t WANT to go sledding, can i sit in the car and brood??
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
14yo: i don’t WANT to go sledding, can i sit in the car and brood??
my new years resolutions are to spend 30 or more minutes outside 5 days/week and to ruthlessly purge my email of any reason to receive emails
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
my new years resolutions are to spend 30 or more minutes outside 5 days/week and to ruthlessly purge my email of any reason to receive emails
a few years back my husband thrifted every family member their own 80s faux wood digital alarm clock and they're sooooo fucking great, you can see the time right away whenever you wake up in the night just by rolling over, and they are, like all good electronics, dumb. fuck the smartphone 2026
Do people outside of TV and the movies still use alarm clocks? Or does everyone pretty much use their cell phone.
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
a few years back my husband thrifted every family member their own 80s faux wood digital alarm clock and they're sooooo fucking great, you can see the time right away whenever you wake up in the night just by rolling over, and they are, like all good electronics, dumb. fuck the smartphone 2026
found a crisp $50 flipping through the pages of a leonard cohen poetry book at the thrift store, which feels like a pretty auspicious way to close off 2025
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
found a crisp $50 flipping through the pages of a leonard cohen poetry book at the thrift store, which feels like a pretty auspicious way to close off 2025
walking around the grocery store like this isn't RBF babydoll this bitch face is ACTIVE
pms is hitting hard and fast today pray for anybody who has to talk to me
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
walking around the grocery store like this isn't RBF babydoll this bitch face is ACTIVE
pms is hitting hard and fast today pray for anybody who has to talk to me
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
pms is hitting hard and fast today pray for anybody who has to talk to me
ah shit i saw a pinterest post about babies being raised watching ai slop on youtube and now my day is fucking ruined
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ah shit i saw a pinterest post about babies being raised watching ai slop on youtube and now my day is fucking ruined
i told my 12 & 14 year olds they could play cars in my room if they helped me clean up the kitchen and it worked???
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i told my 12 & 14 year olds they could play cars in my room if they helped me clean up the kitchen and it worked???
christmas eve service fit
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
christmas eve service fit
spent the better part of the month curating christmas playlists and now that christmas is imminent all i want to listen to is weezer
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
spent the better part of the month curating christmas playlists and now that christmas is imminent all i want to listen to is weezer