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🏳️‍🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷
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parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.
I only know who Lainy Wilson is because I watch TikToks of a sibling of a NT sister and ND brother, and he loves her music so much, and she met with him. I remember lovely people like that.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dapper Danielle from TikTok and her Dapper family were balloon handlers for the soccer ball. I didn't spot them through.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The band doing National Lampoon Griswald Christmas is actually cute.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Darlene Love is such a queen. Her singing Santa into Herald Square is perfect.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Agent K woke up when he heard Pillsbury Dough Boy. He loves that weird little guy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have no idea who these singers are on the Hallmark Advent Calendar float.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This marching band looks like the Toy Soldiers from Babes in Toyland.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is a cute duet, but I dislike Gavin DeGraw so much.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
As a crafter, I would be excited to get a gorilla flue gun too. Cool Christmas commercial from an unexpected source.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh this steamboat float is lovely.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Agent K has given up and is snoring away curled up against me on the couch.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I like those expanding snow ball things the dancers are tossing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The Smokey the Bear balloon bursts open unleashing a hoard of angry and confused black bears onto the innocent crowd. Their roars are confusingly high pitched.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Elf on the shelf and that universe is creepy. I hate everything involved with it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Moulin Rouge and Lego is not a connection I'm seeing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I was referring to the cheerleaders.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So many red bulls powered that performance.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I love The Pretty Reckless, so this is up my alley.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Debbie Gibson! Oh this is a total GenX parade.

I remember staying up late to watch the making of Electric Youth on MTV, followed by the video.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In our house, I'm more of the Bluey fan. I'm totally seeing the movie when it comes out.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I miss Whitney Houston. This feels a little weird though. It's a pretty float though. 100% Christmas.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM