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Mason Masters
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Always be curious.
I talk a lot of sports, apologies in advance.
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Daniels on this final drive:
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The people saying “but this isn’t legal!” Have soo missed the boat on this. It’s power of office vs power of people at this point.
June 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The 3rd Man
It’s A Wonderful Life
Dr Strangelove
The Artist (I know, I know)
The Apartment
Five favourite black and white films:
Duck Soup
Dr Strangelove
Arsenic and Old Lace
Double Indemnity
Some Like It Hot

Yes, I am utterly basic in my tastes. Classics are often classics for a reason.
Five favorite black & white movies (not already on Jason or Ken’s lists below):

L’Avventura
Orphée
Bob le Flambeur
Kind Hearts & Coronets
The Bad Sleep Well
May 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Imploring the Chicago Pope to use Vatican funds to buy the Sox— I’ll fully condone sportswashing this one time
May 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The blood of Christ is now Malört
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Is this as Sox or Cubs pope?
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jay Feely was probably my most hated NFL player, even before learning he’s a MAGA Chud, just based on his abysmal kicking record for the Falcons.
April 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
One of my sports hot takes is that all basketball should be played in halves. The flow of men’s college games is so much better than anything else out there
March 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
To send the Natty to OT
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March 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
George Foreman was one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. He was a lost, angry young man who turned his life around, helping so many others in the process.

A lot of people don’t know his comeback in his fifties was to keep the lights on at his church & community center. What a life
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
NASA is the only thing keeping me remotely prideful of my country.
March 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The performances in Anora are superb across the board, but my goodness was Mikey Madison a force. Well earned.
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Brody’s speech might end up being longer than the movie he won for
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m watching the CONMEBOL Beach Soccer tournament (I’m on parental leave, leave mr alone) and they play the fight montage music from Rocky IV in every break in play.

It’s titled WAR by Vince DiCola, if anyone wants to experience the audio version of an 80’s eight ball
February 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This team is just the worst. May they forever go 8-9.
The Green Bay Packers are the team that submitted a proposal to the NFL’s competition committee to ban the tush push, sources tell @diannarussini.bsky.social.
February 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Klaatu barada nikto
Oh wow look the first commercially available home assistant robot.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
February 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Sounds like a bad idea. Clip is unrelated youtu.be/sQ_4m2ocxhI?...
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sad Keith is best Keith
February 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Inject that French feed into my vein.
AS CALLED ON:

Canadian TV (English)
Canadian TV (French)
NHL Radio
ESPN Deportes
February 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Holy Shit!! God that was fun, congrats neighbors! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Where’s Boston’s bartender?? This is singing bartender erasure!
February 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why don’t we treat extreme greed as a mental illness? To keep hoarding more & more resources when our human drive to collect was first & foremost for the success of the larger community group you lived in?

To profit beyond reason at the expense of your community without care to stop is illness.
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hilarious that Chucky hurt himself in this game. Here’s hoping it tanks Florida’s season.
February 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My hope is that this tournament will get Hellebuyck some confidence in big games, it ends up not being enough for America to win this, but is enough for Winnipeg to finally hoist a cup.
February 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM