Pazuzu's Petals
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Texas sports, EDSBS'er, He/Him/Señorita Cosa. Don't be sore. Some of my best friends are nervous.🤘🏾🏈🏀🏐🏳️🌈
Ugh, what just happened in Detroit?
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ugh, what just happened in Detroit?
Look at you, JMU. Get it.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Look at you, JMU. Get it.
Look, JMU winning tonight would be great but Oregon at Tech is a hell of a match up.
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Look, JMU winning tonight would be great but Oregon at Tech is a hell of a match up.
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That was fun. Let's do it again tomorrow.
a woman in a harley quinn costume is smiling while holding a mallet
ALT: a woman in a harley quinn costume is smiling while holding a mallet
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December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Man, we need Thujone on Bluesky.
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Man, we need Thujone on Bluesky.
Good lord, Miami.
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Good lord, Miami.
Awful first half.
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Awful first half.
The dude tripped himself!
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The dude tripped himself!
It's windy as hell in Aggieland.
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's windy as hell in Aggieland.
Saban is so thrilled that he's singing.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Saban is so thrilled that he's singing.
That was fun. Let's do it again tomorrow.
a woman in a harley quinn costume is smiling while holding a mallet
ALT: a woman in a harley quinn costume is smiling while holding a mallet
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That was fun. Let's do it again tomorrow.
Short. Just like his pants.
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Short. Just like his pants.
What a catch! The way he lifted it above the defenders helmet!
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What a catch! The way he lifted it above the defenders helmet!
I'm not wondering how he got open. I'm wondering how he missed that catch.
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm not wondering how he got open. I'm wondering how he missed that catch.
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December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Sooner DNA pushed him into that guy.
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sooner DNA pushed him into that guy.
Kid's lucky he didn't lose that ball.
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kid's lucky he didn't lose that ball.
Alright, folks. I think OU wins because it's a playoff game at home and that will be enough to keep Mateer on track.
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Alright, folks. I think OU wins because it's a playoff game at home and that will be enough to keep Mateer on track.
Endries is in for the bowl game no word on the draft. I think he could use another year at Texas.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Endries is in for the bowl game no word on the draft. I think he could use another year at Texas.
I switched over to the Texas HS state championship game. Team scores on 4th and 16, makes the 2pt conversion to pull within 1. Need onside kick for go ahead FG. The kick takes a good bounce, two guys go for the ball but knock it out of each others grasp, they lose 25-24.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I switched over to the Texas HS state championship game. Team scores on 4th and 16, makes the 2pt conversion to pull within 1. Need onside kick for go ahead FG. The kick takes a good bounce, two guys go for the ball but knock it out of each others grasp, they lose 25-24.
What in the hell happened with Kwiatkowski?!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What in the hell happened with Kwiatkowski?!!