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seattle’s most businessy goose. honk


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this is the best thing i have ever done
who is olivia nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
this is the best thing i have ever done
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
dear south seattle emerald, i love your work, would be cool if you added a bluesky link to your little link block up here, should be pretty easy!
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
since people are unlikely to ever switch off of windows, microsoft should make a free "windows lite" os that is just a thin layer on top of linux
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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[wild speculation voice] a significant portion of LA's hyper obsessive health, fitness, and hiking culture can likely be attributed to the primal subconscious compensating reaction of living in a car dependent wasteland that is antithetical to the existence of people or even life itself.
i need to leave this concrete death trap
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
1) cool having the bluesky link in your footer
2) what the fuck did you do
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i love when people post things that are 100% incorrect and i have to decide if it's ironic / sarcasm but there are no tone indicators because from what i can tell it is just a Wrong Post
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Amanita minute to gaze upon this beauty
#fungifriends
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
my personal opinion as a person of soviet ancestry, is that americans should stop using the word "czar" for random political positions.

you know that like, there was a huge violent uprising against the tsars right? why is it like a trendy name for political appointees all of a sudden.
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
*snaps fingers* done. you have spend your one wish from the goose genie. kind of a weird one, but i hope you're happy now.
all dutch ovens should be named stewart
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
2035 is literally still a decade away what the heck just stop making new gas cars its not that hard
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Living in Capitol Hill is a study in contradictions: you're in a place has added more carfree households than maybe any other neighborhood on the west coast over the past two decades, and yet every net new car that gets added actively degrades your quality of life.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Like a big kid at @archive.org
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
just lost a game of riichi mahjong by over 50k points, maybe a new personal record
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i just took a nap where i had a dream about rust types wtf
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
hey siri how many pickles is it safe to eat in one sitting
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
what is he reading
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
reading a recipe that calls for 'a small handful' of mint, and WHAT IS A SMALL HANDFUL? is it like a full small hand? or do you try to make your hand small, and fill it fully? how do i know what a small hand looks like when full? peas,e i just want GRAMS
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
pls
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 16th 2025 (Hard), in less than 15 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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FROM THE VAULT: "Seattle Matrix" (Jan 2023)
#tukwila
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Deep Cover"
See the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2025/...
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM