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I’m freezing and I need to pee all the time

hrt is magic
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“we know you’re eating a hot dog”
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Shotgunning pepto bismol just to feel something
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Social media has killed cryptids. The odd humans you’d mistake for creatures of the night in small towns or the woods are now busy going viral on the internet.
January 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.

consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I can’t switch to OLED because knowing me I’d burn in “Meet Hanako at Embers” within the first year
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
babes wake up, new cold bernie sanders dropped
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Happy new year everyone! If you have a 3DMark license via Steam, remember to run Time Spy Extreme today for the achievement before it’s unattainable for another year
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Alright it’s officially early 2026, where steam controller
Happy New Year from foggy Seattle!

From all of us at Steam, we hope you were able to close out the year on a high note - and here's to a great start to 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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merry yaoimas and a happy new yuri!!!
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The annual reminder
December 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
We already have a Sea of Sorrow and it’s called Coral Tower
Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!

Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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i've had so many people tell me this tweet got them to transition
Which is why you need to try both out. For the greater pursuit of knowledge, of course.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My playtime in Clair Obscur isn’t to be trusted because there’s a moral obligation to idle on the start screen for 2 minutes and 50 seconds every time
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If I had a nickel for every game in my steam library about amphibians whose biggest ambition in life is to go to space, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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peekaboo
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m freezing and I need to pee all the time

hrt is magic
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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The fact that a raging homophobic racist bigot like Marjorie Taylor Greene is seeing the writing on the wall with all the pedophilia and going "yeah I'm out" means there's a breaking point that's finally being established
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m gonna track down the inventor of the glue trap and throw them into a volcano
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM