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Angie O'Sperm
@goodhandleidea.bsky.social
drop dead mental
rural stoner
modern-day peasant
just after some interaction
queer
ACAB
'they/them' is great actually
if our interaction is special enough, it might become a print out on my fridge
I got a job as a dinner lady
Pinned
i'm trying out only having the socials on the computer. going well so far.
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Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's hilarious seeing the kids' faces blush when i say "you don't need a knife and fork for a cheese sandwich" and take it of them
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Bro always looks like 2 MFers fighting for the same face
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i don't even have one of these horrendous types of loans, mine's from 2005 and I have dedicated my life to not paying it back at all.
sometimes they've caught up with me, but i reckon they've only had a couple of grand off me total in 20 yrs 💪 haven't had a letter off them in over 10 yrs😎
For every additional £100 a Plan 2 graduate earns they repay an extra £9 - but their debt also accrues an additional £7.20 in interest, due to the rising interest rate.

www.edrith.co.uk/p/rage-rage-...
Rage, rage against the growing of the debt
It's past time to abolish real interest rates for Plan 2 Student Loans
www.edrith.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
an injured fox came to eat fallen seeds from the bird feeder this afternoon and i fed it some waffles by tossing them out of the window to it. it went down the road and i went after it, whistled it to say there'd be more food there and i put some cat food out for it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
you're all the weird ones from your IRL friend groups.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
so when i make crap antiques roadshow jokes you cunts actually get it
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
randoms aren't even doing courtesy likes to replies anymore
February 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
everything's a dildo if you're vision is blurred enough
February 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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The calls for mob justice are getting pretty loud. The center will not hold
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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after the orchie, i asked em if i could keep my balls. crushed them bitches so hard they turned into diamonds
February 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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...but if you're going to commit crimes, please focus on people who would happily sell out their neighbours to the Gestapo.
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
didn't realise it had been over a year. i've not missed having SM on my phone one bit (0.125 bytes)
i'm trying out only having the socials on the computer. going well so far.
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
how competent is facial recognition software?

like can it be fucked with, like you can fuck with AI?

could you write a line of code on your face that it would read and like start going round in loops or doing an enormous, pointless task?
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 AM
bummed for profit
February 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
every American should redact every writen interaction until all the unredacted Epstein files are out:

emails - redacted
road signs - redacted
ID - redacted and with mask on
receipts - redacted
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
i am, most certainly correct. every time.
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i can't go birdwatching yet, i'm not stoned enough!
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 AM
the people you interact with will always get more likes than you
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Dunno about you cunts but I've got toe jam
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
so what i've only eaten creme egg bars for 3 days
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
i did my own research!

the findings will be published in next month's soil chemistry journal
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM