🦃 Helena 🦃
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🦃 Helena 🦃
@gohexyourself.bsky.social

Knitter*Reader*Tea Drinker*Granny*Awful pop music lover*Love me, love my cats*Always hopeful for a pony*Madly in love with @toomuchfunkk*member of Oxford Comma Enthusiasts since 2024
She/Her

We are holding our own
Wine, pizza, and money! Whoo hoo!
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That's beautiful
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Is that Theresa Giudice?
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Getting old beats the alternative, tho
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
How many ponies have you bought for her so far?
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Sending you my best vibes for today!
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Gonna use my birthday wish tomorrow to hope that everything goes really well for you 🤞
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm so sorry. If you want to visit Sleeping Bear Dunes, or Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, let me know and I will sneak you in. I think my pass covers up to six people in my car. Bring the fam (but I'm not climbing the Dune with y'all)
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I usually brought (or skipped) lunch at school, but never on chili day. They were served with homemade dinner rolls that I've been chasing my entire life. They were so good.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Shit I *knew* I forgot something
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In that case Yay! I'm still in!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I love to cook this specific meal, and feed my family (cooking is how I say I love you) but then I want everyone to go somewhere else afterwards so I can put my pj's on and take a monster nap 😂

I love you, now scram!
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Firehouse of Shit is really outdoing itself
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Beef Bourguignon (Published 2005)
cooking.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM