🦃 Helena 🦃
@gohexyourself.bsky.social
Knitter*Reader*Tea Drinker*Granny*Awful pop music lover*Love me, love my cats*Always hopeful for a pony*Madly in love with @toomuchfunkk*member of Oxford Comma Enthusiasts since 2024
She/Her
We are holding our own
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🦃 Helena 🦃
@gohexyourself.bsky.social
· Oct 27
I had a dream that someone made a post about me here that said I was rude and that I smelled. All of my followers were like "true"
Co-worker asking for my boss's availability Dec 1st thru 19th to set up a press conference. 🙄
Ah no, pick a day ffs
Ah no, pick a day ffs
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Co-worker asking for my boss's availability Dec 1st thru 19th to set up a press conference. 🙄
Ah no, pick a day ffs
Ah no, pick a day ffs
Today's weather forecast
a cartoon of a tree with leaves blowing in the wind and the words `` a bit windy today ... ''
ALT: a cartoon of a tree with leaves blowing in the wind and the words `` a bit windy today ... ''
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Today's weather forecast
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November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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I am reading what is turning out to be a vampire novel and, man, I really hate vampires.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am reading what is turning out to be a vampire novel and, man, I really hate vampires.
Reposted by 🦃 Helena 🦃
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
We finished the American Revolution tonight and I really liked how much they emphasized the contributions of Black and Indigenous soldiers to winning our independence, how badly we screwed them over when the war was won, and how hypocritical our Founding Fathers were re: slavery.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finished the American Revolution tonight and I really liked how much they emphasized the contributions of Black and Indigenous soldiers to winning our independence, how badly we screwed them over when the war was won, and how hypocritical our Founding Fathers were re: slavery.
Reposted by 🦃 Helena 🦃
Employees donate $$ every year to buy Xmas gifts for our consumers, so we are wrapping 1,000 plus gifts over lunch hours starting today.
Someone put on some Xmas tunes and by the second song we were all out in Whamageddon 🤷♀️
Someone put on some Xmas tunes and by the second song we were all out in Whamageddon 🤷♀️
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Employees donate $$ every year to buy Xmas gifts for our consumers, so we are wrapping 1,000 plus gifts over lunch hours starting today.
Someone put on some Xmas tunes and by the second song we were all out in Whamageddon 🤷♀️
Someone put on some Xmas tunes and by the second song we were all out in Whamageddon 🤷♀️
Reposted by 🦃 Helena 🦃
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November 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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I had a co-worker who kept trying to give me a "Herman", which is some kind of coffee cake starter that you have to "feed" every day for two weeks before you can make the cake.
Please recall the most stupid person you've ever worked with or had to be around. Now tell us about the unbelievable and dumb stuff they did.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I had a co-worker who kept trying to give me a "Herman", which is some kind of coffee cake starter that you have to "feed" every day for two weeks before you can make the cake.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Well he said MUST (and it's a great story)
#RiceTruckStory is similar to Tom Holland on Lip Sync battle. When encountered, it MUST be re-shared.
And ya know what?
I hereby have made this rule, if it does not already exist.
And ya know what?
I hereby have made this rule, if it does not already exist.
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Well he said MUST (and it's a great story)
Thinking about asking for one of these for Xmas, only instead of using it for sports injuries, I'd put the tracks around my desk and I could pull it up whenever someone is coming to talk to me
share.google/wdKzxEzwAZxe...
share.google/wdKzxEzwAZxe...
SidelinER® PRO
Provides Privacy for Players and Staff
Medical tent is a portable and collapsible patient exam room specifically designed to meet the needs of athletic programs. Ensures privacy and calmness for inju...
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November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Thinking about asking for one of these for Xmas, only instead of using it for sports injuries, I'd put the tracks around my desk and I could pull it up whenever someone is coming to talk to me
share.google/wdKzxEzwAZxe...
share.google/wdKzxEzwAZxe...
🚨🚨🚨BABY SQUIRREL UPDATE🚨🚨🚨
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🚨🚨🚨BABY SQUIRREL UPDATE🚨🚨🚨
I wish this was my morning commute
Greetings and good morning it’s the Sunday farm rush hour with Donkey, our farmily of sheep and Kate
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I wish this was my morning commute
This morning, 50% of my TL is the Pope lol
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This morning, 50% of my TL is the Pope lol
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November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I am smoking through my first couple of Xmas gift knits, which is good because the last one is a cardigan for my youngest grandchild and is going to take me a minute.
Anyway, knitting is keeping me mostly offline, which is turning out to be a Good Thing for my tired old brain.
Anyway, knitting is keeping me mostly offline, which is turning out to be a Good Thing for my tired old brain.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I am smoking through my first couple of Xmas gift knits, which is good because the last one is a cardigan for my youngest grandchild and is going to take me a minute.
Anyway, knitting is keeping me mostly offline, which is turning out to be a Good Thing for my tired old brain.
Anyway, knitting is keeping me mostly offline, which is turning out to be a Good Thing for my tired old brain.
I grew up in the thumb of Michigan, near Lake Huron, and we had a lot of foggy days. I miss them.
"For all its mystical quality, fog has a materiality that embodies the metabolism of this rocky world."
Chasing Fog: The Science and Spirituality of Nature’s Grounded Cloud
One day not long after I moved to New York, I looked up from my writing desk at a shared studio space on the Brooklyn waterfront and saw the Manhattan Bridge halved, only the Brooklyn side remainin…
www.themarginalian.org
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I grew up in the thumb of Michigan, near Lake Huron, and we had a lot of foggy days. I miss them.
$260 to feed 8 of us on Thanksgiving, and the turkey was 99¢ a pound.
Sure, things cost less 🙄
Sure, things cost less 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
$260 to feed 8 of us on Thanksgiving, and the turkey was 99¢ a pound.
Sure, things cost less 🙄
Sure, things cost less 🙄
Hyping myself up to go to the grocery store to do my Thanksgiving shop. Wish me luck 🤞
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hyping myself up to go to the grocery store to do my Thanksgiving shop. Wish me luck 🤞
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I made it thru this week. Please clap
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I made it thru this week. Please clap
Have already identified which co-worker I'm using for cover. It wasn't even a hard decision
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Have already identified which co-worker I'm using for cover. It wasn't even a hard decision