GoGreenRanger
@gogreenranger.bsky.social
Been other people other places but this is who I've always wanted to be.
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
Like Tommy just burst in the door...
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
Like Tommy just burst in the door...
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
Like Tommy just burst in the door...
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
Like Tommy just burst in the door...
Ahh, the halcyon week where I juggled two jobs; the rose colored glasses forever cracked.
So it goes.
So it goes.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ahh, the halcyon week where I juggled two jobs; the rose colored glasses forever cracked.
So it goes.
So it goes.
Hi everyone it's Vince Gilligan you all loved my work with the Breaking Bad universe but did you know I also wrote some of the best episodes of the X-Files anyway here's my new show #Pluribus
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hi everyone it's Vince Gilligan you all loved my work with the Breaking Bad universe but did you know I also wrote some of the best episodes of the X-Files anyway here's my new show #Pluribus
Man, who would have thought that the most effective deportation of this moment would he the former Vice President being sent back home?
(To Hell, if that wasn't clear)
(To Hell, if that wasn't clear)
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Man, who would have thought that the most effective deportation of this moment would he the former Vice President being sent back home?
(To Hell, if that wasn't clear)
(To Hell, if that wasn't clear)
The thing about this World Series is I am reminded of how many of my follows are Americans and Dodgers fans.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The thing about this World Series is I am reminded of how many of my follows are Americans and Dodgers fans.
When your partner starts shipping players on your baseball team.
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When your partner starts shipping players on your baseball team.
So we all agree that Ohtani is doing this to fuck with the Jays, right? #BlueJays #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So we all agree that Ohtani is doing this to fuck with the Jays, right? #BlueJays #worldseries
Had to go to my part time seasonal retail job on Halloween last night. Because the 12 years in tech-related offices is reduced to minimum wage to not even manage to support my family.
Can the uprising/redistribution of wealth happen now? We're basically at the point to do a Marx now, aren't we?
Can the uprising/redistribution of wealth happen now? We're basically at the point to do a Marx now, aren't we?
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Had to go to my part time seasonal retail job on Halloween last night. Because the 12 years in tech-related offices is reduced to minimum wage to not even manage to support my family.
Can the uprising/redistribution of wealth happen now? We're basically at the point to do a Marx now, aren't we?
Can the uprising/redistribution of wealth happen now? We're basically at the point to do a Marx now, aren't we?
So how many innings until they do a Home Run Derby to win the game?
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So how many innings until they do a Home Run Derby to win the game?
I truly never appreciated how talented pitchers are until lately.
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I truly never appreciated how talented pitchers are until lately.
Unemployed for over three years now, we're on our last dimes, but it's hard to find something when you don't know what kind of society will still be around in a year, six months, whatever.
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Unemployed for over three years now, we're on our last dimes, but it's hard to find something when you don't know what kind of society will still be around in a year, six months, whatever.
Wait, did the @bluejays.com relieve their pitcher in the 5th during a no-hitter and a 12-run lead and then the game ends 13-7?
A win is a win, I guess, but still.
A win is a win, I guess, but still.
October 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wait, did the @bluejays.com relieve their pitcher in the 5th during a no-hitter and a 12-run lead and then the game ends 13-7?
A win is a win, I guess, but still.
A win is a win, I guess, but still.
I hate depression. Everything is just so empty and bleak.
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate depression. Everything is just so empty and bleak.
Marvel Zombies is pretty great, but the best part is how it seems to contain a proof of concept for the Young Avengers.
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Marvel Zombies is pretty great, but the best part is how it seems to contain a proof of concept for the Young Avengers.
Oh my god this vaccine announcement is *so.* *bad.*
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh my god this vaccine announcement is *so.* *bad.*
I'm not the only one who didn't recognize PAC at #AEWAllIn because he was wearing clothes, right? Like, that's a drastic departure for him, isn't it?
September 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm not the only one who didn't recognize PAC at #AEWAllIn because he was wearing clothes, right? Like, that's a drastic departure for him, isn't it?
Reposted by GoGreenRanger
BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.
I feel like we need people to start physically archiving social media as historical documents, because I'm worried the fascists will replace the story with their own and we will lose the fact that we watched it all fall down.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I feel like we need people to start physically archiving social media as historical documents, because I'm worried the fascists will replace the story with their own and we will lose the fact that we watched it all fall down.
Reposted by GoGreenRanger
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
You know that when they finally show us the "trans ideology" engraved on the bullet casing, it's going to be a drawing of a dick and they'll be like "SEE? THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU FAKE PENISES!" It'll be worse if the balls have hair on them.
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You know that when they finally show us the "trans ideology" engraved on the bullet casing, it's going to be a drawing of a dick and they'll be like "SEE? THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU FAKE PENISES!" It'll be worse if the balls have hair on them.
South Park next week is going to be wild.
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
South Park next week is going to be wild.
I'm supposed to go to this job fair thing for some temporary seasonal retail job and I'm frozen from anxiety and ready to cry and don't know if I can make myself leave. I hate having this brain right now.
September 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm supposed to go to this job fair thing for some temporary seasonal retail job and I'm frozen from anxiety and ready to cry and don't know if I can make myself leave. I hate having this brain right now.
How in the fuck does Mark Carney make the most disappointing decision every other day?
Taking notes from a prominent and aggressively active fascist is one hellava choice. A deliberate choice.
September 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How in the fuck does Mark Carney make the most disappointing decision every other day?
So you get the ad supported netflix because you have to cut costs. But in order to watch it, you need to buy a netflix- enabled device since chromecast is disabled on that tier.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So you get the ad supported netflix because you have to cut costs. But in order to watch it, you need to buy a netflix- enabled device since chromecast is disabled on that tier.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.