Andrea Gockenhammer
@gock.city
They/Them - Nut Free Since 2023 - Probably older than you. 🔞
Absolute heathen. Will Touch The Floof. Meowdisonian.
No longer on Twitter - formerly @TouchTheFloof
My employer doesn't give a fuck what I say.
More links: http://andrea.botenredwolf.net
Absolute heathen. Will Touch The Floof. Meowdisonian.
No longer on Twitter - formerly @TouchTheFloof
My employer doesn't give a fuck what I say.
More links: http://andrea.botenredwolf.net
Plz get some sleep <3
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Plz get some sleep <3
Reposted by Andrea Gockenhammer
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
Long shot but hopefully @msmedicaid.bsky.social has something?
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Long shot but hopefully @msmedicaid.bsky.social has something?
Reposted by Andrea Gockenhammer
Hi I'm raising money to survive. Due to a banking error all of my savings were stripped from me. To make matters worse I am both mid move and in between jobs. So I do not have a stable roof over my head or any income currently but I'm working on that. Thank you!
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
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Venmo: @marghoul
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hi I'm raising money to survive. Due to a banking error all of my savings were stripped from me. To make matters worse I am both mid move and in between jobs. So I do not have a stable roof over my head or any income currently but I'm working on that. Thank you!
Damn where these signs at? 👀😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Damn where these signs at? 👀😂
Reposted by Andrea Gockenhammer
Part 212 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
In the 2000/10s a device that could be used by laptop that would handle many functions that is replaced by USBC these days that would provide a satisfying "kathunk" sound when saddled in.
(This is a joke post)
In the 2000/10s a device that could be used by laptop that would handle many functions that is replaced by USBC these days that would provide a satisfying "kathunk" sound when saddled in.
(This is a joke post)
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Part 212 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
In the 2000/10s a device that could be used by laptop that would handle many functions that is replaced by USBC these days that would provide a satisfying "kathunk" sound when saddled in.
(This is a joke post)
In the 2000/10s a device that could be used by laptop that would handle many functions that is replaced by USBC these days that would provide a satisfying "kathunk" sound when saddled in.
(This is a joke post)
The Dell E-Port docking units were the coolest thing ever and I think I still have a couple units that could use one.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Dell E-Port docking units were the coolest thing ever and I think I still have a couple units that could use one.
Reposted by Andrea Gockenhammer
From the outside, me saying "I miss feeling loved and wanted" sounds really fuckin' rich, given my current situation and relationships, but like... it's certain energies, certain vibes, that I have difficulty with feeling and getting.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
From the outside, me saying "I miss feeling loved and wanted" sounds really fuckin' rich, given my current situation and relationships, but like... it's certain energies, certain vibes, that I have difficulty with feeling and getting.