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Andrea Gockenhammer
@gock.city
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They/Them - Nut Free Since 2023 - Probably older than you. 🔞

Absolute heathen. Will Touch The Floof. Meowdisonian.

No longer on Twitter - formerly @TouchTheFloof

My employer doesn't give a fuck what I say.

More links: http://andrea.botenredwolf.net
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gock.city
I made a weird "short story" out of Taco Bell sauce packets.

I feel like it could be a @darkdeeny.bsky.social saucy creation looooool

(sorry, it's like, after 2am here and I'm already unhinged)
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
gock.city
I used to believe it when people told me "I love you."

Maybe I need to change that.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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There's only one think I can think to do right now.

It's Illenium-and-cry time.
photo of the Illenium album Ascend, which features an angel-like figure looking like it's on fire
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: they/them/we/almost anything
Height: 5’5”/165cm
Shoe: 12 (US womens)
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: 420
Tattoos: a few, if I like you I'll share
Piercings: none yet
Fav drink: Various things of apple origins
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
gock.city
My two favorite cards from my collection.
Photo showing two slabbed and graded Pokemon cards, a Glaceon V (175/203), and a Sylveon VMAX (075/203). Both are grade "GEM MT 10" from PSA.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
gock.city
I've got family west of St Louis that got this:
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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"A second gock has hit the towers"
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
gock.city
Time to fuck you like an animal in the appropriately themed room?
Photo of a "romantic hotel" suite that is very jungle themed. Greenage appearing to grow from the ceiling and walls, leopard print on the bed, and of course the obligatory mirrors near and above the bed.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
gock.city
Damn, Annapolis really tryin' huh?
Photo of a highway and overhead LED traffic status sign saying: BAY BRIDGE 5 MILFS 6 MINUTES
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
gock.city
In the last 7 days I've done:

Wisconsin -> Maryland -> Philly -> New Hampshire -> Philly

I'm not done yet. New England is pretty as fuck though.
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
gock.city
Shit, no, I only get Bottom Pay. 🥺👉👈
Picture of the back of an ATS company semi trailer on the highway that says "I get top pay, do you?" and a seal that says "certified top pay carrier" on it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
gock.city
Screenshot from 'rlyehtaxidermist': "immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us. "immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall. "immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
gock.city
Slightly less pixelated, but not super high res/all that easy to read.
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
gock.city
Oh my god I love her too. Here's Luna, trying to look cute even though she's a menace. lol
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
gock.city
Excellent!

I will deliver some to The Boi™️in exchange.
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
gock.city
Wait I went looking farther in Clearsky and found this... 10.6 million accounts?!
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Fucking modern cars, man.*

I just want to install higher powered stereo gear (in addition to WiFi, yes). 😂🙃

*I love modern cars: way more reliable. They just have a lot more involved in integrating factory to aftermarket.
Cargo area of a car, with wires everywhere, a few tools scattered around, just absolute carnage.
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Two frame meme with Skeletor - 1) upright pose, text says "sigh". 2) head angled downwards, text says "(ZIP)". Implies a sigh and unzipping of pants.
October 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
gock.city
It would be nice if I knew whether to keep smiling or keep crying. Why not both?
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
gock.city
Such intensity for bumfuck Minnesota 👀
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
gock.city
If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it.
Photo of a dark pink Jeep 4-door with a white ski mask placed over the head rest. Looks suspiciously like a person being weird.
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
gock.city
What's your sign?

Here's my big three.
Machinery-style warning sign that says "NEVER STICK YOUR FINGIE WHERE YOU WOULDN'T STICK YOUR DINGIE" and shows the pinching hazard/hand in between gears marking. Green sign showing a simple image of someone climbing out a window onto a ladder, however, the person's leg looks suspiciously like a penis. Text above says "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, HURL YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW, AND CLIMB TO SAFETY" Electronic signage on a bus that shows a bunch of gibberish/random characters and then "STOP". Sometimes we call this "bottom text."
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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ARK: Survival Evolved, with all the DLC's. Pick up any mods and you'll add to that.

I don't really have a space problem, myself, though, but it's pretty damn big 😂
September 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
gock.city
cuz even if all circles of hell break loose
September 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
gock.city
I gotchu
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM