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He's just this guy, you know? | I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
I think it's just the warmest room on the second floor, since it's kind of small and contained and has less windows than your room
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I honestly just... stopped doing the compression very early. I don't recommend that, medically speaking, but it worked out for me
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Hell yeah, you're doing great for two weeks
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I was in a constant battle with lhalf of the people I worked with to DATE EVERYTHING. DATE EVERYTHING AND FIFO. PLEASE I AM BEGGING
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I need to actually get good, well lit pictures of the horses... At some point

(Thanks for reccing my stuff!)
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Thank you! They are my blorbos from my brain and I love them
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When I needed the battery replaced on my (otherwise fine, functional) phone, the first place we called for a rough quote went, "Your phone's old, so you should just buy a new one."

Like dude I am calling you trying to pay you to do your literal job
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Enclose the horses
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF CARDBOARD
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Believe in the power of cardboard
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Once you've varnished your horses, put them in an enclosure

This is a pretty sad enclosure... Time to fix that
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Postop hiccups can be a reaction to being under for any surgery
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Horse 2, the sequel to horse
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Victor was just too ethnic for 1930s America
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's a very specific look that requires a lot of emotional dedication
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This will probably be what gets me too
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Figure out how to make a braid out of clay cause your horse is fancy
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I never stopped tbh
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Fully encase your horse
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Horse flesh horse flesh horse flesh
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Fiddle with the colors a little more and then, instead of deciding whether you're done and should varnish, put it aside and START A SECOND HORSE
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Unsure if this is done or if I'm gonna continue to fuss with the color after stepping away from it for a few hours

Also worth noting the collection of four more horses behind him, now in the earliest states of shorn but not through any reconstructive surgery
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Should I have taken literally any progress pics during the painting process? Oops!

Anyway, color on your horse
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM