Goaty Goat
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Writer, author, radio contributor, sci Fi nerd, citizen naturalist, electronic music enthusiast, cinemafile, not really a goat
Episode 7 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Dr. Cybrot
A smile accordioned across his face. She didn’t like him much better when he smiled. It actually made him worse.
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A smile accordioned across his face. She didn’t like him much better when he smiled. It actually made him worse.
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/03/18/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Episode 7 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Dr. Cybrot
A smile accordioned across his face. She didn’t like him much better when he smiled. It actually made him worse.
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/03/18/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
A smile accordioned across his face. She didn’t like him much better when he smiled. It actually made him worse.
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/03/18/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
Episode 6 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Girl Zero
“So what do I call you?” he said.
She picked up a playing card and studied it, in fierce avoidance of eye contact.
“Girl Zero. That’ll be me.”
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“So what do I call you?” he said.
She picked up a playing card and studied it, in fierce avoidance of eye contact.
“Girl Zero. That’ll be me.”
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#ZoneBoyWorm
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Episode 6 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Girl Zero
“So what do I call you?” he said.
She picked up a playing card and studied it, in fierce avoidance of eye contact.
“Girl Zero. That’ll be me.”
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/02/25/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
“So what do I call you?” he said.
She picked up a playing card and studied it, in fierce avoidance of eye contact.
“Girl Zero. That’ll be me.”
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/02/25/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
Episode 5 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Bullets Between Worlds
"Two kill-bullets came for him with unnatural slowness. He could have saved himself, if his body wasn’t also anomalously slow."
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"Two kill-bullets came for him with unnatural slowness. He could have saved himself, if his body wasn’t also anomalously slow."
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#ZoneBoyWorm
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Episode 5 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Bullets Between Worlds
"Two kill-bullets came for him with unnatural slowness. He could have saved himself, if his body wasn’t also anomalously slow."
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/01/28/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
"Two kill-bullets came for him with unnatural slowness. He could have saved himself, if his body wasn’t also anomalously slow."
zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2019/01/28/c...
#ZoneBoyWorm
Episode 4 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Fire Folk of Flagrantia
"Both the Flagrantians were naked, well-muscled and dangerously armed. They were also perpetually catching fire."
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"Both the Flagrantians were naked, well-muscled and dangerously armed. They were also perpetually catching fire."
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October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Episode 4 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Fire Folk of Flagrantia
"Both the Flagrantians were naked, well-muscled and dangerously armed. They were also perpetually catching fire."
#ZoneBoyWorm
"Both the Flagrantians were naked, well-muscled and dangerously armed. They were also perpetually catching fire."
#ZoneBoyWorm
Episode 3 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Dream of Fungus
"He woke up on something like a toadstool. His gas mask was gone. So were his boots."
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"He woke up on something like a toadstool. His gas mask was gone. So were his boots."
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October 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Episode 3 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Dream of Fungus
"He woke up on something like a toadstool. His gas mask was gone. So were his boots."
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"He woke up on something like a toadstool. His gas mask was gone. So were his boots."
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
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October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Episode 2 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Boy Falling.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Episode 2 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Boy Falling.
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My sci fi flash fiction serial Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence - Chapter One: Periods of Rainfall (A Darky and Stormy Night)
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October 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My sci fi flash fiction serial Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence - Chapter One: Periods of Rainfall (A Darky and Stormy Night)
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#ZoneBoyWorm
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I'm coining a new term. With so much AI slop out there, getting to the truth of things means navigating the signal-to-slop ratio.
October 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm coining a new term. With so much AI slop out there, getting to the truth of things means navigating the signal-to-slop ratio.
I'm coining a new term. With so much AI slop out there, getting to the truth of things means navigating the signal-to-slop ratio.
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm coining a new term. With so much AI slop out there, getting to the truth of things means navigating the signal-to-slop ratio.
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Oh, no doubt about it.
August 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oh, no doubt about it.
Trump talking about the afterlife makes me wonder whether he's going to demand a pyramid tomb. "And bury the Jan 6 rioters with me."
August 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Trump talking about the afterlife makes me wonder whether he's going to demand a pyramid tomb. "And bury the Jan 6 rioters with me."
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Instead of Alligator Alcatraz, I think it should be named Mara-Gulago.
With stringy, carp-lipped, silicon boobed Trumpettes manning the gates…. STDs stumbling around in stilettos.
With stringy, carp-lipped, silicon boobed Trumpettes manning the gates…. STDs stumbling around in stilettos.
July 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Instead of Alligator Alcatraz, I think it should be named Mara-Gulago.
With stringy, carp-lipped, silicon boobed Trumpettes manning the gates…. STDs stumbling around in stilettos.
With stringy, carp-lipped, silicon boobed Trumpettes manning the gates…. STDs stumbling around in stilettos.
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Interview the squeaky tank you cowards
June 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Interview the squeaky tank you cowards
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Crazy how long this conversation has been going on
May 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Crazy how long this conversation has been going on
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Meanwhile, in Canada…
May 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Meanwhile, in Canada…
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Today, we're launching a dedicated action hub for the crisis threatening NASA science. Find actions, latest news and up-to-date resources at: www.planetary.org/save-nasa-sc... #ProtectNASAScience
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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