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Jake
@gloriousnoise.bsky.social
Hi! I've been doing gloriousnoise.com since 2001.
I collect em from that era. Still have yet to find *that* one. But I’m patient.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Got a new old ~1907 postcard today.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sephora’s feeling horny.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.

(Schrader’s parents were, according to family legend, neighbors of my great-grandmother…who went to see “Taxi Driver” on opening weekend because Paul was such a nice boy.)
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just finished reading Pattie Boyd’s autobiography. Interesting story but Jesus Christ she stayed with Eric Clapton waaaaaay too long. What a fucking asshole he was. Just the worst. George Harrison doesn’t come out unscathed either but he was never as bad as fucking Clapton.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is my drug of choice.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My favorite thing ever written about Disintegration came from a blogger named Dana in 2003 after Hewlett Packard used “Pictures of You” in an ad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think about this 2020 tweet from Neko Case often.
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My Apple Music year-end thing is ridiculous right now. I’ve got almost six weeks to beat it into shape. All Misfits from now until New Years!
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m morally opposed to Oreo Thins (Double Stuf for life!), but these are pretty good.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So happy it wasn’t cloudy tonight!
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Guess I need to find a new starter word! Good, because I hated that one.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Plugged it in and it fired right up. 23 years old!
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh man a pal just got a whole box of unopened Yo! MTV Raps trading cards on ebay and we’re going to open them next time we see each other! Can’t wait!

Hope we win the trip to New York to meet Dr. Dre and Ed Lover.

cc: @flavorflav.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
October 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How much of this giant mushroom in my back yard do I have to eat to see god? 🍄
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
RIP ACE.
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
From the sublime to the ridiculous.
October 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Unexpected career change.
October 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sadly, I now share his current forehead. Or “five-head” as my respectful son calls it.
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Jesus I just realized they gave it five fucking stars. I’m a bit of a Taypologist but yeesh.
October 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Funniest shit I’ve seen online since we learned about JD V@n¢e fucking his couch.
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM