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Lisa 🐈‍⬛
@glittermagpie.bsky.social
Not a proper grownup.
3 cats, 2 dogs and 1 boyfriend.
Scouser down South.
Friendly introvert.
She/her
Is it still a thing to tip postmen/women at Christmas? Or would it be weird? Postman since we've moved is lovely and we always have a chat
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Setting my alarm for 6am and thinking how crazy it was that I used to get up at 6:20am, 5 days a week to go into the office. Just seems utterly bonkers to me now
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Right, I've packed. Just my hair and nails to sort out now. God forbid I am ever prepared for anything in advance
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"Dickensian"
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I've just updated the available cats page, we have some REALLY special kitties in and some of them have been waiting ages. Their forever home might be on your timeline, please share? 🥰
Moggies looking for homes
After hearing 50,000 times that we should put the available cats on the website, we’ve made a page! Hooray! However, it is still just me doing most of the work in the shelter. So there’…
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November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Anxiety is kicking my arse today
😢
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
J is on his way home from London....
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We go on holiday Friday morning. Today I was supposed to dye my hair and pack.
Instead, I have put the Christmas decorations up 🙈
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Catsitter coming round shortly to pick up key and reacquaint herself with the setup. I'm so lucky to have found her, she works in a zoo and she used to foster elderly cats to be their final home.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Badenoch: "HIKING TAXES TO PAY FOR WELFARE!"

Er. Yes. You see, you take money from people who have money, and use it to pay for things for everyone and help people who have too little money. That's... the whole point?
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's almost that time
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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My old hairdresser always used to say "*amazing*" when I successfully sat in the chair after putting the gown on and I couldn't help feeling just a tiny bit proud of myself each time.
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I call this one I Walked To The Office In The Dark When It Was Minus 4 To Justify A Ridiculous Corporate Building Lease
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
New christmas window lights and door wreath have come this evening. I've put the straight up, seemed like the right thing to do
a tree with christmas lights hanging from it and a christmas tree in the background
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November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The one person at work who always manages to fuck me off has peaked early today. Pre 9am.
Something that massively triggers me is being dismissed. And I do know some of this is due to my past trauma bla bla but fuck me she always manages to wind me up to the point I have to step away from laptop
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Slept reallt badly last night. G'morning
a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .
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November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is my front garden. It's not fenced off but I think it's pretty obvious that is this house's garden.
Am I being unreasonable to be annoyed when people let their dogs walk all over it? And recently let the dog walk up my drive and piss on my bin. Am I being a Karen?
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Yes that's right, this is what we went shopping for.
To give you somewhere to sit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Found the perfect hat for my hols but how will I fit in in my case? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🎶🎵 "buuums touching buuums, reaching ouuuut" 🎵🎶
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Couldn't decide what I wanted for lunch so I had buttered toast.
A good decision.
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Brilliant
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Happy Birthday @jenbren.bsky.social Hope you have a fab day my lovely mate xx
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November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM